Comments by RiskA (page 17)

Good review, thorough & accurate (at least it conforms to my experiences there). $50 per song is base price; no specials or VIP “upgrades,” but full songs & privacy so probably OK value compared to other clubs if you have the cash (& this place requires cash).

Yeah I went here once with out-of-state visitors on their “Hollywood” day; fine & fun enough as a generic “strip club for tourists” stop, but not a place for the serious monger-PL crowd.

This reviewer threaded the needle of intel with discretion quite well, IMO. It’s Paradise in COI in CA, for Pete’s sake. The “too explicit” comments are typically from guys from more puritanical environments where their concerns might have validity.

Sounds to me like a pretty typical day at this club. VIP room isn't very private but HM possible if club isn't busy and girl "works with" security; in last 4-5 years I've had VHM 30% of time and UHM maybe 5% (tho very uncomfortable in those wood booths and with so many eyes/cameras to duck). Girls very MILF-dept, prob the ones no longer making the cut at Rhino (same owners) but often good "pro" attitudes as a result. Read on BI that dance prices going up July 1.

For a one-time visitor unfamiliar with California clubs, this guy's description actually NAILS it for this club. Sundays are slow, afternoons more so. Some real hotties and mileage available at times, but it will cost you usually like $300+ for 2-3 dances and tip (until you get regulars and work out more reasonable deals and/or less in-VIP warmup time). And you have to haggle a lot, since many girls there price-fix starting offers among themselves (be warned).

Thanks for the info; some good picks in there that I've also had over the years (I go back to Frosty era). Bo was the most anticipated yet most disappointing I had zero chemistry with that hottie. I also currently like Candy, Genie and Makayla. But I thought Amethyst was too LM so have been avoiding her (despite being "my type"); is that a mistake on my part? Worth it?

The title of this “review” should have been “Artificial Intelligence Meets Drunken Dictation” ;). Now that I know what compass point to follow to find the bathroom, and the coffee drinks available, can you perhaps share the names of some dancers you recommend or don’t recommend? Thx.

Accurate review. I check this place out (day shifts) about once every 9 months, and always the same: 1-3 very average dancers, PL ghost town, low mileage - yawn yawn yawn.

Nothing good comes of it. SoCal website BonedIn has dancer participation, and now their blog is pretty much all the same 5-7 dancers posting picture ads and the same 8-10 PL knights posting “Wow!! Gorgeous!!” and the like. Reviews become more cautious and politically correct (and less useful) because no one wants dancers tying them to critical or revealing reviews. First rule of Fight Club I mean Strip Club Websites: don’t talk about....

True HM very rare in the Valley, but possible (although typically takes work & gets expensive). Best shots at Rhino (best lookers, highest cost) & Synn (fatter & skankier), with occasional possibilities at Oddball and Blue Zebra. Rest of Valley clubs pretty much no-go zones, IME. COI is so much easier, cheaper & more willing girls: easy fast impersonal service where you can score even with little PL “game.”

I read reporting that detailed the 16 elements of the “adversity” index (which is separate and distinct from actual test scores), and they included things like how many AP classes were offered at the test-takers’ high school, neighborhood joblessness & vacancy rates, single parent household, etc. Nothing seemed explicitly geared to race/religion/etc or “affirmative action” (although that might result to extent such groups happen to fit the “adversity” criteria). But what’s wrong with that, if the “adversity” criteria themselves are legit and are applied equally, even to white males? I’m a white male and would have LOVED to have some objective index number to quantify my relatively shitty upbringing. And use of the adversity index apparently is still up to the colleges, as an objective uniform factor to supplement their subjective (and often liberal-biased) app reviews. I hate today’s victimology and “compensatory”/merit-ignoring affirmative action correctness as much as anyone, but this actually seems designed to help compare raw test scores more “apples to apples”. Equality of opportunity seems a better goal than this income-redistribution “equality of condition regardless of merit” BS promoted by life’s losers.

Showing reviews IS a “bitch move,” outing your fellow PLs and alerting the dancer to being judged in a public forum (yes I know most already know but why focus their attention?). Knowledge is power and why give it up? Use it for advantage and the win.

CC99 is spot on. “Big Baller” is trying to apply logic to understand stripper behavior, always a recipe for disaster.

My past & present CFs have mostly been 40+ (I’m mid 50’s); less SS, less young & dumb, know how (& why) to cultivate “good” PLs and blow off posers, and are sober & diligent enough to keep bodies hard. And they generally like sex, or they’d leave the biz. Gotta find the right ones, but when you do....

Oh no, not San Diego! SD clubs are so tame they make Anaheim clubs seem like Plato’s Retreat!

@JamesSD +1: Get her phone # (to text for scheduling when you’ll be in town), respectfully work it (no dick pics) and next visit mention that hotel in town you stay at... I’d ask directly if I got the vibe she did OTC regularly; but otherwise at a LM club I’d work her like a civilian like you’re doing.

Day or night visits? For days, IMO best option is Ecstasy in nearby Santa Ana (tho pricy: 2 drinks + entry $24, dances $50 per full songs on beds in private rooms) - hottest girls but watch your wallet. TJs in nearby Stanton is ok, as is Sahara in west Anaheim (mileage available but few true hotties and lots of thick Latinas). Imperial is low mileage but some nice girls. Taboo and Cal Girls Santa Ana are empty & wastes of time. Ive reviewed all, just click my name & read. But if you’re willing to drive you really can get the most bang for your buck in City of Industry clubs or Tropical Lei in Upland.

IMO the only advantage of Synn is younger girls and less “veteran strippers” - which usually doesn’t matter to me because I find the place a cheap ass “amateur hour” clip joint well-stocked with rip off artists and the suckers they fleece. It’s like a “fast food” strip club. I like TL better as it knows what it is, a no-BS brothel that appeals to PLs with game who recognize & want to avoid stripper/strip club bullshit. Plus you pretty much know any girl whose looks you like is available, as opposed to Synn where some don’t and some demand GPS prices.

Twice what you’d pay at TL I meant.

Ecstasy, but you’ll have to spend $3-500 (nearly twice at Tropical Lei). Flamingo is closed. Sahara is hit & miss, but unless you’re into chubby Latinas you’ll probably miss. Rest in OC are 95%+ no BJ/FS, IMO. Take the Uber to Upland!

True dat, Bristol Farms probably draws the REALLY rich ones who don't care about the 200% markup over Ralph’s. I’ll go “check the merchandise” there, thanks!!

In Manhattan Beach CA on Sepulveda there’s a Ralph’s and CVS where all the trophy wives pick up stuff: lots of pro athletes and big business execs live in the adjacent beach community. Holy shit, it’s like a modeling runway. I pass 2 other Ralph’s to shop at that one just for the scenery. (Yes, “pathetic loser” is my name.)

This post is about Golden Pussy Syndrome, right?

I’ve kept a log for 3+ years now, mainly as a “personal accountability” check to make sure I’m not falling off the deep end re $ spent. Haven’t analyzed data much (not sortable, unfortunately), but have discovered that although I like trying new clubs & dancers I still end up spending almost 50% on a literal handful (4-5) of CFs of the year - both ITC and OTC (which I favor now given the attitude deterioration & GPS currently in vogue in SoCal clubs).

Had a long-legged regular @ TJ’s who I’d meet at start of day shift (get’m while fresh!); she walked in wearing a thin halter top short skirt sun dress that really showed off her legs & boobs. Asked her to leave it on for VIP, so I could take it off. She got into the “street clothes quickie” fantasy as much as I did. Told me my next visit she never changed out all day; all her regs had same reaction! After that she’d model her street clothes for me & ask if I wanted that or stripper clothes. Ah, good times....