The third club to get a...

The third club to get a second review from me, after Club Rio in Indianapolis and Wise Guys in Washington Park, is C-Mowe's, also in Washington Park. It is located very close to Cheeks and Wise Guys on Kingshighway, the main north-south street through this dangerous, crime-ridden, poverty-stricken little town of 5000 or so, just east of East St Louis, Illinois.

As you can tell from my first review, my initial impression of C-Mowe's was not very positive. The area is awful, the building is an unadorned pole barn with a gravel parking lot full of potholes, and the inside is rather dark and depressing. Furthermore, most of the dancers are way past their prime -- or never had a prime to begin with. However, they all aim to please and it's sometimes possible to find a diamond glimmering amidst the charcoal. Note: No racial implication is intended. In fact, even though Washington Park is over 90% black, at least half of the strippers at C-Mowe's on any given afternoon, in my experience, are white.

On my most recent visit, I arrived around 1 on a Thursday afternoon and paid $7 for beer + cover. There were initially 5 and eventually 6 strippers, half white and half black, as is typical. In general they were too fat or too old for my taste, but I was there to spend some private time with one dancer in particular, whom I will call T*, and she was there and ready to party. (One girl is all you need, right?) T* is in her early 30s, white, thick around the middle and hips but with great titties.