I was on vacation in...

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the third of six reviews from that trip.

I visited Henry the VIII Lounge in March of last year and wrote a generally favorable review. The club is a bit dumpy and showing its age, as are some of the dancers, but a great time can be had for not much money. This time I came in on a Monday afternoon, when lap dances are $10. Since I wasn't planning to get dances per se, I didn't care so much about the price as about the likelihood of a good turnout of dancers.

I ordered a Coke for $6.50 (beer was about the same at $6.75) and immediately spotted on stage the most beautiful stripper I have ever seen in a Hamilton club. I tipped her and asked her to join me when she was finished, which she did. She was blonde and curvy with a gorgeous face and large natural breasts. After a little chitchat we got down to the reason for my visit. She wanted $150 for CBJ, I offered $100 for BBBJCIM, and she came around to my point of view very quickly. Apparently the fact that she had never seen me there before, unlike the horndogs at the bar who do "dances" with different girls every day, provided her with sufficient protection, at least in her little stripper brain.