Not My Scene

Detroit, obviously, has a lot of strip club options, and is notorious for being far less restrictive club-wise than just about anyplace else in the country. In a city with this many choices, it's important to compare options to each other. I only get to Detroit about once a year, and when I do, I often have limited time, as in just one night or even just a couple hours during the day to get out. If I play my cards right, I can typically get what I want if I go to the right club. I like girls that are busty, look really good & are classy, but are willing to get down and dirty once the curtain is closed. My first club trip in Detroit was to Penthouse and I could tell that was exactly what I wanted. I later tried out Flight Club and found it to also be worthwhile, though it didn't produce results as consistently as Penthouse.

On this particular trip, Penthouse, surprisingly, didn't work out for me. So I figured I'd try The Coliseum. Based on the 20 or so minutes I was there, nope, not trying it again.

First things first: After what I can only call a harrowing trip down 8 Mile for a dopey white guy with out-of-state license plates, especially given the 10-p.m.-on-a-Saturday timeframe and the fact a train stopped me along the way (leaving more time to potentially get shot), LED-lit obelisks line the driveway as you drive up to the doors. Coli has a fancy air to it from the outside, no doubt. I was surprised, however, to find the cover to be less than Penthouse's, not to mention I saw a group of young guys who looked like they might be troublemakers on their way in.