Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Reviews by Hank Moody
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2 years ago
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Old School or just Old, that is the question
This club has been sliding down for a few years now. They are having trouble getting dancers and the club schedule sometimes has less than 5 girls listed. Making matters worse, the place is...
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2 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Monday night was slow, but there is still fun to be had
After my late night at Sugar the night before it was time to make a return visit to HiLiter. I’d had some great times here in the past and even a fun time after...
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3 years ago
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd.
Baltimore, MD 21207
Can be fun but there are less gems on the roster and the energy has dropped
It’s been a little more than a year since I’ve reviewed the Mill. It used to be my preferred club, but it lost ground to other options. There’s still some fun to be had...
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3 years ago
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Still trying to find the best rhythm of this place
I made another visit to McDoogals late on a Saturday night, getting there about midnight. Cover was still $16 and the bartenders were the same couple guys I’d seen before, who will take your...
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3 years ago
Minx
443 Oceana Blvd
Virginia Beach, VA 23454
If you’re in VA Beach and must club, go here but leave your perviest intentions at home
I was in town for an event and knew from reading reviews that VA Beach is at the opposite end of the spectrum from strip club destinations like FL, TX, etc. With reduced expectations,...
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3 years ago
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
There are some gems here and the afternoons are chill and can be fun
I’ve had some decent trips here recently and it was time for a review. The club keeps trucking along. Nice building in Dundalk. Usually a cover of $10 that starts around happy hour time....
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3 years ago
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Even on slow days, this place is like Snickers - it satisfies
I’d been here for a happy hour Friday and had a blast when the club was hopping. On my second visit I went on a Sunday afternoon and even with a much more chill...
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3 years ago
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Not as good as the Wheel in its hey day, but McD’s is currently the best BYOB option
This is kinda long. First time at this club and was comparing it to other area BYOB options, past and present.
Like other fans of Player’s Club aka the Wagon Wheel, I’ve had a...
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3 years ago
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Cheetah, cheetah everywhere. It’s like the opposite brand recognition of Deja Vu
After hitting two of the Pompano Big Three on Friday afternoon, and a repeat visit for me at cheetah pompano Sunday afternoon around 4p, my buddies and I were down to our last night...
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3 years ago
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
I have a new favorite place!! (This is definitely a CLUB AD!)
I was in south Florida on a guys weekend and wanted to sample the Pompano Triangle. I’d been to DD a couple times before and this trip I was more interested in Cheetah and...
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4 years ago
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Open and almost back to normal, which is good, though not great
I stopped in here on a Friday to check out the club after its reopening a month or two ago. Upon entry at 5p, there was a temp check, contact info sign in sheet,...
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4 years ago
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd.
Baltimore, MD 21207
Starting to balance out as the city clubs are opening up
I’ve reviewed the Mill multiple times over the years, so this is mostly just an update of the current status. Basics are still the same:
Safe club outside the city, good amount of free parking...
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4 years ago
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Hottest girls in the city and you’ll pay for it.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing. I stopped in here a couple weeks ago on a Friday evening. Got there around 9p and stayed until 11p. I self parked in the lot across the...
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