Comments by Hank Moody (page 19)

No fee if you arrive before they start collecting.

I met a beautiful stripper a couple of weeks ago for the first time. I had to go check her IG because I couldn’t remember if she had a tat under her cleavage. She does. I guess I don’t care since I couldn’t even remember if she did. Good to know I won’t be competing with a lot of you for her time.

She hosted SNL last week and had them on full display during the monologue and even made a joke about them. She’s hot.

Buffalo sauce all over your fingers and under your fingernails is bad before debauchery activities. Stay away from the wings, onions, etc.

Thank you founder for restoring the IGNORE

Not sure where you guys are going with this. Mango Unchained had nearly $500 million in cash last year. He almost certainly had to post collateral to cover the full $91million. If not full cash, he could have offered a second lien on one or more of his properties. This is the most obvious answer but if you have reason to believe it’s something else, please share. One other aspect of this, if he loses his appeal, bankruptcy won’t prevent E Jean from getting her money. Chubb (public company) still has to pay up and then collect from him. I have little doubt the orange doofus has $91 million but he has to go through the same process on his business fraud case for another $400 million. That judgment seems more likely to be lowered, but if he loses both appeals his liquidity situation becomes much more dire.

@dolfan That’s probably right about a minimum number of reviews, though I don’t know for sure. In any case, if your review is only one of a few, it will get included in the score and read more often by people looking for info on a less reviewed club, than Deaire, Pandoras, Vivide, Burlington, etc.

Good point Bob, but it’s an inherent element of the crowd sourced reviews. It’s both a feature that the large number of reviews directs members to the best clubs, but it’s a bug in that it promotes bias to the exclusion of other clubs. The one downside to reviewing lesser clubs that you didn’t mention is that a well written review of a so-so club can draw people in. I’ve had members contact me about lesser clubs I reviewed and they were relying on a review I wrote because it was well written, even though I tried to be clear that the club was only ok. Lastly, there is a slight reward to reviewing the lesser clubs. The club’s average score and how it gets ranked against other clubs is only based on the last 18 months of reviews. If a club is only reviewed once in 18 months, its ranking is based on that single review and the reviewer gets sole “credit” for how the system sees the club. So, there’s that.

I assume that’s a rhetorical question and you’re not actually asking whether we think the Conmander in Thief could possibly be lying?

So if the rapist loses his appeal and Chubb has to pay E Jean, then what? Chubb has to collect $91 million from Agent Orange without collateral? That doesn’t sound like a good business plan.

Used to happen at the Players Club (RIP) here in Baltimore. That was a byob club and not regulated by liquor control so they had some flexibility. Two girls 69’ing on stage with guys seated close enough to confirm they weren’t faking it was also a regular occurrence. A girl walking around topless might’ve found it difficult to get anyone to even look at her.

Are you asking generally or just about this girl? If it’s just this girl and you’re already arranging OTC, just ask her not to wear perfume. She brought her own condom. She’s not going to insist on covering herself in perfume and glitter if you ask her not to.

That’s not how bonds work. President 91 felonies had to post $91 million in collateral to get the bond. Chubb is a regulated public company. Doesn’t matter the connection to the CEO. No way to get around the collateral.

NYC homicides are down for the second year in a row after the post pandemic spike. Like everywhere else. They are also WAY lower per capita than most states but don’t let facts get in the way of a good rant.

I don’t wear watches anymore and our appliances are mostly WiFi connected. They all change on their own except for the clock in my car. I like leaving work before it gets dark so DST is welcome.

Never gone on purpose. Same reasons as everyone else. Just prefer a non rookie crowd. I saw Lisa Lipps on Jerry springer of all places. Lots of silicone but thought she was hot. Happened to be in Flashdancers in manhattan one night and there she was. While on stage, she took a dollar out of my mouth (ick) with her tits, which was funny.

Puberty blockers should only be given to adults. That’s just science.

Go with low expectations if you want to go. There’s so much other food, drink, gambling and other fun in NOLA that you’ll be fine either way.

Good news. Didn’t notice the new spot but I usually come into the GGC parking lot from the back entrance and not Pulaski hwy.

It’s definitely better than DC, though it doesn’t have an EI comparable place if that’s what you’re looking for. My main clubs are PH, GGC, Millstream, Fantasies and McDoogals. Each has its own personality, charm and downsides. I think I’ve reviewed all pretty recently and happy to answer questions. The other major club to check out would be Ritz, but I’d stick to weeknights there as it’s a make it rain club on the weekends, but that’s me. I’m not a Block guy, but it has its fans.

Chaps is closed … or at least it has been the last 4 or so times I’ve been by. RIP

I’ll get what I need from the coverage on The Daily Show.

That sounds awful, but I’d take your SoFla clubs over ours any day of the week and twice on Sundays for the extra benefits.

It’s a common occurrence here in Maryland. Maybe because of our tip walk practice? The girls wind up with a lot of singles and while making change would interfere with a stage show, not so during a tip walk. The girls walk around and engage with each customer and are glad to change out their stacks of singles for larger bills. Sometimes they’ll offer to do it just to get rid of them. If I don’t get it from them, I’ll have to get them at the bar anyway as I’ll usually go through $30-100 (rarely that high) depending how long I’m there. Just as easy to sit with a dancer and change them out with her.

Not stockpiling, but we bring local food when we travel and bring back stuff from where we go. Most commonly requested items for us to bring from Maryland are steamed crabs and Utz potato chips. The crabs have to be packed in a sealed cooler to stay hot and not stink up the plane. When we go to New Orleans I always bring back shrimp/crawfish etoufee and gumbo, as well as local sausage, crawfish or meat patties and anything else that is local to NOLA and looks good. That stuff is frozen so we just pack it in our luggage in a soft sided cooler bag.