Posts by mikeya02

Papa tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street Baby tomato was lagging behind Papa tomato got mad and squished baby tomato's head. "Ketchup"! he yelled.

I tried it twice in 1985 in between girlfriends. The first was a normal cute girl for $75. The second was a playboy looking blonde for $150. I decided to keep seeing the blonde.

Hope it's good. I thought the original was great. I was wondering; were the guys who made the original in 1987, prophets?, or was Detroit messed up then?

Has to be Ted Nugent, right?

I think its nice of you guys to help Alucard fill out his new profile. Hope he's ok

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control. Dude gets no respect I tell

...to save the poor Chinese and Russian ships. Business as usual.

Dad: Well son, how did you do in the spelling contest? Son: Not so good, I missed the first word. Dad: The first word! What was it? Son: posse Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!

This may or may not be amusing.. I'm a Scorpio

How does one celebrate this day?

Peace on earth and good will towards men, right?

Hall & Oates and Nirvana made it in. To me, Nirvana did one memorable song, and Hall & Oates sang a few catchy songs. Don't agree with this. Am I wrong?