Posts by JohnSmith69

as the women you fuck. How old are you going to be this week?

Mrs Seaboard recently posted that all women prefer a big dick, with girth being the most important but length being an added bonus. As an aside, I note that she made this comment in sort of a wistful way,…

So I'm talking to a dancer the other night about good clubs in various cities. She asks how I know so much about strip clubs nationwide. I tell her I travel a lot, plus I hang out with…

From a recent review of Dejavu in Tacoma Washington. What an idiot. He feels horribly ripped off because he got three lap dances and the dancer expected to be paid. I know I was a newbie once,…

Our ancestors..... http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-historic-figures-who-had-more-sex-than-you-ever-will_p2/

I've devoured her vagina completely and she's several orgasms into it. So I kiss my way up to her face. I worship her massive breasts on the way. They are so big, so playful, and she loves…

Haven't had one of these in a while, and it's a woman. http://dailym.ai/1chmsQ4

Somebody recently asked if I saw a dancer in Portland with two vaginas. I thought it was a joke until I read this article. Now I'm not so sure. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/cassandra-bankson-two-vaginas_n_7181766.html

I met ranukam last night. Also greyfox. Nice guys. You should meet up with them if you're ever in Portland. I think I convinced greyfox to start reading all of SJG's posts and provide us all with…

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/05/14/the-17-worst-tramp-stamp-tattoos-you-will-ever-see-vol-2/

That's what she said. Never had a woman compliment herself on the blow job she just delivered. But she was right. Amazing. The best of my life. I fucked her in the mouth for 15 minutes,…

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/21/inappropriate-church-signs-are-the-best-kind-of-church-signs/