Posts by JohnSmith69

Here's another one. Man fucks car in the exhaust pipe. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/11/sex-with-car-tailpipe-exhaust-pipe-video_n_7259330.html

For a certain young woman that I know I'm determined to find and stimulate her G spot. But so far nothing. With palm facing up I reached in a couple of inches up from the opening, and pressed…

I'm sitting at the tip rail. I like the girl on stage so I put a bunch of 1s in front on me, waiting for her to come and pick them up. A blind guy comes and sits…

She would have taken me for hundreds if I didn't really know what I'm doing. Hundreds. Easily taken me. Almost did despite my experience. 22 years old, easily a 9+, and deceptive as hell. She…

Might be cause I'm high but don't these lyrics apply to stripper customer relationships? Pink "Try" lyrics Ever wonder about what she's doing How it all turned to lies Sometimes I think that it's better to never ask why Where there is desire There is gonna…

I tend to pay above market rates for otc services because I expect superior service from very high quality providers. Occasionally I wonder if maybe I'm overpaying. Then I read what guys like Tiger Woods pay for sex.…

This guy gets my vote for the biggest strip club PL ever. I know the details from multiple reliable sources, so I'm confident that the facts are as follows. This guy comes to his go to club 1-3 nights per…

And apparently he took a Follies girl with him. We may need to take up a collection to help him out. http://dailym.ai/1Peih8X

Stepping out of the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of simply telling her it's not so, the husband makes a practical suggestion: "If you want…

Papi finally found a big black woman with a perfect gigantic ass. So he married her. One day they are working in the garden. Papi looks over at his wife and says: "Damn baby your ass is…

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he recognized a young stripper from…

She'll let me in. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150508-crabs-tickle-shellfish-science-animals-new-zealand/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_tw20150509news-crabshellfish2&utm_campaign=Content&sf9057799=1