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8 years ago
K has a good list of reasons why strippers are better. I've never tried a non-stripper escort and i seriously doubt that I ever will. There is just no reason for me to even consider it. I laugh at most posts about the problems with escorts because the answer is always the same -- fuck strippers instead.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Merlin send a pic of your genitals to Lloyd. He'll kno what to do.
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8 years ago
If I didn't have a DC of course I'd duck her for free. As long as the tits are real.
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8 years ago
Should've known that shadow cat would've already posted it.
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8 years ago
I sense a string of Lloyd jokes on the way. Who wants to take the lead? I would but I have a job.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
I'm trim and tidy. That seems to be satisfactory to all concerned.
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8 years ago
Sorry GoV. I agree that she has a fantastic body, but she's not my type and really doesn't do much for me.
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8 years ago
In theory sloppy seconds makes me uncomfortable. But as a practical matter it's difficult if not impossible to know much of the time so I try not to think about it.
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8 years ago
In the early days the DS took all kinds of crazy shit. I didn't like the drugs, except for the weed, but I let her do her thing as long as she was willing to be my sexual freak. I recall that she went theu a stage where she wanted coke before we fucked. I didn't want to try it but it made the sex better for her so I'm ok with that. We never had a problem with LE but I did have to act like her lawyer/father sometimes by making sure where she had the drugs hidden to minimize both of our riisks. Yeah it was stupid but I was in love.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Almost everything is better high. Especially sex and strippers. No service fee required. It's my public service.
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8 years ago
As long as you're willing to accept repayment in the form of sex rather than money, I find that many strippers do in fact repay their debts. What makes this story unique is that she repaid the debt in cash.
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8 years ago
That's the one. Miserable excuse for a strip club.
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8 years ago
In a strange way it's almost comforting to see small glimmers of the old dougster.
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8 years ago
In my serious monger, non-fruit loop opinion, there are about a million ways that this can go wrong. Individually the risk of each particular nightmare scenario is low but collectively the risk is much greater. I don't understand why somebody would take all of these risks when it's pretty easy to fuck a stripper in a relationship that is far less risky. Even if you get lucky and this works out for you, I still think it was a stupid risk to take.
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8 years ago
They do that at the shitty club in Chicago where Nina sometimes works. Can't recall the name, but it's a rip off place in an old theatre. During "nude" dances, the dancers hide heir pussies, usually with their hands or sometimes they keep the bottoms on. In that instance it is definitely a sign of low mileage. That is the lowest mileage club on earth. I could spend $1K and never even touch a tit.
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8 years ago
Old habits are hard to break. I chose the blond.
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8 years ago
I've seen this in Scarlett's and I've looked in the creepy theatre at mitchel bros. One of the clubs around Chicago also has this, can't recall the name. As others have said, the video porn is very distracting. The whole point of a strip club is being a place where porn (at least soft core porn)comes to life. Playing porn on video suggests that the dancers aren't hot enough.
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8 years ago
It rhymes with Sootsies.
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8 years ago
We fuck strippers cause you don't have to deal with all of this stupid bullshit. If you wanna fuck strippers hang around. Otherwise we probably aren't the best group to help with what you are getting yourself into.
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8 years ago
Thanks Joe but I ducked the cute blond instead. Pretty face, natural C cups, wonderfully slutty attitude, hard to resist.
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8 years ago
So fla and Atlanta do nude right. Allowing alcohol makes every club nude so there are no topless clubs where the hot girls go.
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8 years ago
My resolve is weakening. There are two really hot skinny blonds here. The hottest one fell for my stage line. Pray that she's an extras girl.
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8 years ago
Decided it won't be a thick girl. The little head is afraid that he'd get lost in there.
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8 years ago
The Cubans are turning me off with the no speeeka da enlish.
And I'm not ducking any dancer who in any way reminds me of the gravy drinker's mom.
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8 years ago
Yeah Gov just had a couple of your types tempt me. We shall see.