- Two crotch crabs, Carl and Chris, meet up on the beach on Florida vacation.
Chris: Man you're shivering like crazy!
Carl: Yeah, I rode down in a biker's beard, the cold air was…
I would. But being a hardcore perv, I'd probably go even if nobody had a mask. I don't go to drink, so that's not a problem for me. I guess there could…
Have you noticed, for those dancers who tolerate a live-in boyfriend with no job, it's confusing whether he's a pimp or a rentboy, or somehow a combination of both? One week she'll be like,…
Is there a stage in between? Or, in porn reality, do chicks just go from teen straight to MILF?
They both translate to the same word in Spanish (pegar). I wonder if this leads to bad situations with your dominatrix in Spanish-speaking countries?
Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.
So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex?
Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your…