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http://betaspot.com/heliumboob/ I she permits mouth contact, will you're voice have a high pitch for a few seconds afterwards? I'm glad they're not using hydrogen. Remember the Hindenburg.

So I was having dinner with a friend, eating my salad. I say to him, "didn't you order a salad too?" He says, "Um yeah, I finished it, and the waitress took the empty plate away."

I use to have a fav I would bitch at for showing up wearing "granny panties". She was like hey, I have a busy life, I'm not wearing uncomfortable underwear all day just because I'm coming to your house…

You should see her chest!!! https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527 But seriously though, that is NOT stripper underwear. That's maybe librarian underwear.

Does anyone know if any/which clubs in Fayetteville, NC allow out-of-town dancers to dance only on the few busiest days after military paydays?

2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress. But the actress can turn down the guy who wins. He gets his $5 back, out of the actress's share of the money.…

Frankie was vanishingly small down there, no hope of filling Annette's cavernous love canal. Discuss.

wants someone to explain this to me. http://www.epiclol.com/paula-deen-s-butt-massage-scented-candle/ Part of me doesn't.

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Even if you don't believe in Heaven, suppose for a moment it exists. What do you think it will/should be like? Would you be in a state of bliss without any sex? If there was someone you…

It seems to be the consensus around here that lap dancers are sluts, who are unworthy of marrying and receiving the uberdaddygenes of TUSCL members. I'm just trying to get my head around this. Are women who get massages sluts?…

If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you: A) seek immediate medical attention? B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?