Comments by jaybud999 (page 5)

I forgot to mention that I used to masturbate to the Whipped Cream cover when I didn't have any porno mags or wait for the proper music video during the summer as the parents were working (pre internet of course.....).

Santana- Santana Metallica- Master of Puppets Iron Maiden - Most of them and for the hell of it, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass- Whipped Cream and Other Delights

I do drewcareypnw, wait, I mean I do what drew does.

@Puddy In the spirit of an attempt at balance in my trolling.... @CJ You yourself are displaying signs of cultism....the anti-MAGA. Some of the shit you start with is outrageous. Now, both you ass clowns meet somewhere in the middle....you can both stay on your side, but cut the mudslinging and get some shit done....AND YOU'RE BOTH GONNA HAVE TO GIVE. That is all.

Yes Puddy.....the ONLY things I care about are abortions at birth, gender issues, letting everybody into the country, and rioting. C'mon man, you've shown stronger aptitude in past posts. Most of us all sit in a gray area on each of those topics, it's not all black and white. It's like me calling all "lefts" racists. Sure, there's a segment on the left that is extreme, but that doesn't define the party right? Nor should you define a whole party on three topics of progressive rights. To be fair though, what you define as progressive is probably different than mine.....and my definition of extreme ass puckering, I mean extreme conservative are probably different than yours. I assert that we're all closer than we think towards the middle here.

This is YOUR world numb nut. Your worldview is contained in your links, and besides....just ban the "novel" you speak of above, that'll take care of it. Oh, and your first link is paywalled....at least for me.

Dang! The ass puckered mother fuckers were silent on this one?

Well then punkin' head, you are about to be baptized to the full extent of 2/3's. The other 1/3 can be used to help with his commissary rations. Make sure he lives well, ramen with bottled water, not sink. Ok, ok, bullshit aside. I've run middle to liberal, atheist my whole life.....I'm feeling the exact same you are, just change the names.

I'm going to agree with b318. I found $20 floors in July, but we had to negotiate that over time by bumping up to a package of 5 dances (I get my rate, she gets her bill). I fucking hate the "VIP ONLY" girls.....how the fuck am I supposed to commit that big without test driving?

Great review of Chicas. And thanks for the heads up on the after hours club. Chicas is my go to when in Vegas.

@shailynn I got super lucky last fall. Living Colour played an outdoor concert with probably a max capacity of 2000 people......there were maybe 500 people in the whole space set up for the concert, half of which were milling around at vendors. Vernon was smashing away, and Corey was walking around in the crowd singing for a couple of songs....it was amazing.

@frustrated It's totally weird. In a city that really does push the limits on free for all adult entertainment....there's still that final puritanical barrier of "liquor and pussy must stay separated." It's really a bizarre idea.

@Puddy I fully understand why you will vote for Trump....you have to, in regards to your political worldview. It's the same reason I would have voted for Biden....I just have to. That said, I'm fascinated with why Trump was chosen to represent conservative politics? It seems like there are a ton of other worthy candidates that check off all the same boxes for Republicans that don't have the baggage that Trump is carrying. Clearly, my comment can be used with the name "Biden" inserted as well.

@Dong "Its not fair to tax richer people a higher rate to begin with. Technically everyone should be paying the same tax rate." That sounds right on its surface, but how do you account for tax code on capital gains (long/short), dividends, loss carryovers, and a variety of other financial methods of decreasing ones tax burden? If you're saying fuck it, ALL of it gets taxed at "X", fine....I could get on board with your idea, but otherwise....fuck that....the rich can take their hit because they have the means to hide/decrease their tax burdens.

@Mypoor That sucks, I hear you on the Palomino cover charge....inconsistent. I've never been pick pocketed at Chicas....bummer. @ilbbaicnl Duly noted.

@Puddy Noted! I've not been farther east than New Orleans for clubbing. I've been salivating over Atlanta for years.....but I just can't find the opening to get it done between the work schedule, and the mother fucking wife (whom I love!) wondering why the fuck I'm going out to Atlanta without her. The only thing she knows I'll travel solo for is the UFC and Raiders away games (no, I'm not a Raiders fan.....but I am when I need to be!). You never know Puddy, you never know! You bring the coke.

You don't care for Chicas or Palomino?

@skibum "..... but the left is too busy wanting every guy to be a trans cock sucking homo and the right is too busy waiting for Jesus to show up and make things right. " ^^^^THAT is a piece of quality work.

Queensryche: Operation Mindcrime Living Colour: Vivid Metallica: Master of Puppets

Insertion ready.

I can't wait to hear gamma's response when he gets back from Buc-ee's.

The daddy of daytime talk show. I can see him now, huffing and puffing up and down...pushing his glasses back up.....

Who the fuck cares what anyone REALLY says here? We all pop off on our political positions (some more extreme than others), and kick each other in the balls for it. Then we hit the "log out" button and move on with life. I don't give a fuck what any of you really think outside of this miniworld (nor should you) enough to ban/mute/whatever. If anything, I actually "enjoy" listening to the different levels of conservatism and liberalism here....as well as the different levels/types of logic used to defend ones position.....even if I think you're fucking stupid. And where else do I get to "tell someone to their face" that they're a god damn dummy for their worldview?

@Puddy We'll have to disagree with, "The world under Trump/PENCE was safer than it was under Biden/Harris." We can agree on, "He owns the bad execution." I'm surprised you aren't watching the DNC? :) My wife is way farther left than I am, so it's on in the house.....but I view it as propaganda, so I left the room. Ok, gimme your take on who harvests more middle undecided voters? Harris/Walz or Trump/Vance? That's where I see the final decision being made. You and I are already decided. Assuming Harris/Walz start handling their policy agenda(s) publicly soon (which I assume they will from a strategic standpoint).....Trump better get back on track on policy difference versus personal attacks (that shit is getting old as a tactic....and I don't think it's gaining any undecided)? Yes, yes gamm......I know, I know.....full attack mode on commies and Marxists, and it's Biden 2.0. Next. Just go out and secure that flag you have flying in the bed of your F150, you'll feel better. Maybe set up a small spotlight on it, since the flag should be illuminated at night....you know, true patriot shit.

I'd have a go at AOC.....and Boebert as well. And for the unpopular choice: Ilhan Omar. VP Harris is getting too far on the age spectrum for me.