Who would you pick for a lap dance and why?

Right now all of them except Casey DeSantis are over the hill and picking up speed. Melania Trump is the hottest, but for a lap dance I want a woman with a nice big natural rack.

So which one then? Obama?

Easy choice on this group. Casey DeSantis is a hottie. The rest on your list ? Ugh !

Put AOC on your list. I'll take her.

Thought about it but ....

That's a tough list, but out of those 5, probably Mara.

None of the above, but to be fair none would make me puke if they touched me, unlike AOC who was rode hard and put away wet.

ehh none of them really make my dick hard. how about a home cooked meal instead?

Hard pass.

"Put AOC on your list. I'll take her."
I'd take a Billy Joel from her. It'll stop her from spewing garbage and playing the victim for a few minutes.

"So which one then? Obama?"
Michelle Obama didn't look horrible in her younger days. Wouldn't pay any of your five, but I've always loved the chocolate.

I just looked up Casey Desantis based on warrior response and Damn I thought she was really hot. I don't know how old the pictures were, but she looked good to me in every single one and a lot of pictures/images were shown just In a basic search (I get it long hours of hair and makeup being done, but she looked really fine to me!).

None of them. DeSantis is, in fact, pretty hot, and under other circumstances I'd probably consider it. But she married DeSantis, so she has really poor judgement.

I can't believe you would even consider Jill, umm, I mean DOCTOR Jill Biden for your list. I wouldn't even fuck her with a wiffle ball bat because I'd have to look at that wrinkled dried up old cunt with a fuckin gray hairy bush, and it would probably smell worse than rotten fish in dumpster during July.

Well, exactly why I added Jill and Michelle. Just to see who the sick fucks are.

Mara. Melanie # 2 ‘cuz she’s just a high class prostitute with an annuity. Obama and Biden are past their prime. I’ve got too much contempt for a woman who would Marry DeSantis since it couldn’t have been for the money

Mara Carfagna

In their prime? Melania hands down.

Which one of them would any of you want to have a conversation with? That would shake up the desirability factor. For me it would be Michelle.

^ Maybe if you want to her platitudes and chick-think that doesn’t mean anything.

“Everyone has a light in them that only they can shine. We have to see that light blah blah blah”

WTF?

^She's a former attorney and attorneys think differently than human beings lol.

^You would have never heard of her if she didn’t happened to be married to the President.
Same with Hillary.
Find a woman to admire who made it on her own.

^ I never said I admire her, just that I would choose her over the others for a conversation. I would love to have a conversation with Merrick Garland, but that doesn't mean that i don't hate him.

How about Monica Lewinsky vs Stormy Daniels?

Monica for sex and conversations and Stormy if one day I decide on being bulimic.

Not monica. She obviously does not swallow.

Melania is 53, Casey is 42.

I would take 42 year old Melania over 42 year old Casey but both are babes.

Dare I say Jill Biden look good for an old broad in her 70s.

Mara Carfagna by far!!!

Looking at old picks of her modeling, youza, and a short hair bob has always kinda intrigued me.

She can probably fuck with the best of them to get where she is now.

Probably pretty right wing kinda Catholic that thinks using a condom is a sin.

^ Catholic girls famous for doing oral and anal to stay technically "virgins."

And church is famous for telling boys they'll go to hell for masturbating but God forgives priests who buttfuck little boys and knock up 12 year old parishioners.

Nobody forgives those fucking homo pedophiles.

More letters, lgbtqh/p (homo priests). They are part of this special class.

Throw in Emily Compagno

Casey DeSantis.

"Throw in Emily Compagno"

Now that's not fair to ANY of the other broads mentioned here.

Ha ha ha

I'm surprised at no Boebert being presented.

I would Maria Carfagna because she is NOT American. younger, and better-looking than Melania. Melania is second, but five years in life and four years in the White House took their toll.