Often times I'll see folks make it rain, the dollar bills go everywhere. Well I'm the type of dude that will pick it up off the floor and put in on stage, not in the "Hey I'm here fetching all your money for you" but I'm giving the "this is my money, and I'm tipping you with it right now" energy.
Dick move? Should the make it rainers be more accurate? Do you do this as well? Am I a huge fucking douchebag? I feel as though my efforts to reach down to the floor, should be reward with the glory of not being the absolute bare minimum tipper that I really am.


You bend over to pick up dollar bills from the floor and are in search of a reward?
Some drunk dude will probably stick his dick up your ass when you're bending over.