discussion comment
13 years ago
I would prefer they answer, but I do understand if they don't. As others have mentioned, it's best to get the digits from your fave dancers if at all possible.
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13 years ago
Agree with deepest ... Black Swan ... amen ...
discussion comment
13 years ago
I like it slightly warmer mostly because of comfort, partcilularly if I go in shorts. Plus, the dancers are generally warmer to the touch and not clammy. A little A/C is fine provided it's not cold enough to hang meat and entice Rocky Balboa to make an appearance.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Some variety, but I prefer ... a full nude, mid 5 foot tall, brunette (not butch cut), little bit of trim down there to ensure my senses that I'm looking at an adult, 34B or 34C boobs, nice ass but not too big, nice smile with all her teef. Yep, that'll do it.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Very sexy seems common nowadays. Romance was somewhat common years ago. I like both scents. The last time I was at a club, I noted a new scent on a dancer. When I asked her what it was, she said something like Cupcake from V.S.. It's more of a lotion or body spray, but it wasn't too sickeningly sweet.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Somewhat. A club with a layout you like, i.e. are the dancer's higher than you or eye level when on stage, are there areas in the club where you can just hang out for a few and not be hounded incessantly (by dancers that you're not necessarily interested in), and of course as others have mentioned, where the men's room is located. At one club in PA, the restrooms are between two couch like seating areas where the dancers sometimes hang between shows. Both doors open right to the club, so it's sort of like having a pisser right next to your living room.
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13 years ago
Yeah, I see it particularly in the PA clubs, but it doesn't happen at Bare Assets in FL. The places in PA I go to generally have two stages (or two dancers), and provided one is right in front of me, I don't want someone coming up to me an asking for a dance. This is particularly annoying when I want to see a special dancer, and she is basically on the stage in front of me for only one song ... right next to me and about to move my way ... then BAM ... someone taps me on the shoulder. I don't sit at the tip rail the entire time I'm in a club, so in my opinion the dancer's should wait until I move away.
discussion comment
13 years ago
A traditional Brazilan with all the hair taken off except for some sort of landing strip is what I prefer. The completely bald look just doesn't do it for me.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Anywhere ...
discussion comment
14 years ago
Poll tricks or not? Some dancers have a tendency to stay on the pole the entire time and not walk around to the customers. Plus, poles put the dancers further away from me, so I'm not really for them.
Booty dancing or slow and sensual? Easy one ... slow and sensual. Keep the booty dancing for the hip-hop vids.
Talkative dancers or straight to the point? Straight to the point but one that actually listens, becuase believe it or not, I listen. Not only is it just respectful, but it may pay off somewhere down the road. Think of how refreshing it is when someone remembers you, your name (stage or real) the next time they see you.
Is drinking or smoking a turn off? Drinking, not an issue ... provided you're not sloshed or incoherent. There are few things worse than putting up with a drunk ... and a woman at that!!! ha ha (don't read too much into that statement). Smoking ... big issue. If you're going to do that slow and sensual VIP dance I like, you'd better not smell like the bottom of an ash tray. I actually try to select dancers that I don't see smoking throughout the night just for this reason. Likewise, I tend not to get hammered or stink of booze and try to freshen up a bit before going into a VIP room. To each his/her own, though. I'm sure some just don't care either way.
Lingere or bikinis or costumes? Lingerie or bikinis. Lingerie is probably better in the VIP for all the reasons stated in other posts. Costumes only on certain nights and/or events. A secretary or professional woman costume topped off with glasses is a turn on for sure.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I prefer large B / small C breasts with about a 2" diameter, light colored areola and nips are big enough to feel, etc. but not poke out your eye.
discussion comment
14 years ago
I prefer a regular chair but not a barcolounger type with high arms or one that you sink into. Bar chairs are too high for most dancers anyway. The best is when you go to a club that has chairs with no arms, so you can get the best of both worlds ... good grindage and boobs in your face.
review comment
7 years ago
I talked to a long time bouncer about building mods, and according to him the limitation is the local zoning board. He said they won't allow them to expand their current footprint. The only way they could expand their space is by adding additional floors.
review comment
7 years ago
I would expect blogs to have punctuation, too. There are pauses in every day conversation, but you just don't see them, right? Periods and commas do just that for written words. Because you know, little things like that help convey thought. Pffft. Grammar. Who needs it?
review comment
7 years ago
Excellent review. Thank you.
review comment
7 years ago
ArtCollege, that's some funny shit!
review comment
7 years ago
Thanks, I don't think Ava was on the list the night I was there. I'll keep an eye out for her in case she there next time visit. I met Mya before and she promised the world. I didn't take her up on her offer. As is true in other walks of life, those who talk the most do the least.
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8 years ago
Anastasia told me she was from Russia during one of my visits to EB. I also had a hard time with her accent. It's almost South American-ish in a weird way, but that may be because many others at EB are actually from South America.
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8 years ago
Papi, thanks for your reply. I went to Cheetah's after inquiring about SFL clubs via e-mail with you. You pointed me to the SFL article you had written, and I chose Cheetah's in late 2016. I liked Cheetah's, but even with the issues some have noted, DD has more potential for me. I don't visit many clubs with a large influx of Cuban talent, so the constant hustle was new and quite frankly a bit of a pain in the ass. Being from Northeast PA and then Melbourne, FL, that just isn't really a factor as you mostly get white, black and a few Hispanic dancers. The local dancers are more laid back. The dancers that come from Allentown, Philly or NYC are trying to hustle just like down here, but I can deal with 1 or 2 of them. I have to hone my skills and learn how to deal with 25 of them. With more visits I'd be able to work with the hustle factor and a better experience would be had. As you noted, if I went at a different time and/day things would vary enough for me to be able to work with it.
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8 years ago
This place still sucks per my review. I think it's the worst in the area and hasn't changed in years regardless of the owner.
review comment
8 years ago
I've seen Addison walk around occasionally. Some dancers may just like the stage and pole work money instead of going for private dances. Not sure with her, but just snag her when she does amble about. As for the VIP rooms, they remind me of what the G-10 rooms used to be, before a step way back into the Teaser's realm. They are private rooms with a couch. I'd say maybe a 6'W X 6' L X 8'H room. Purely guesses, but I'm over 6' tall and couldn't spread my arms and touch wall in either orientation.
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8 years ago
Thank you for the update. I happened to be at Pleasure Dome on a Friday and talked to a dancer that I had seen at Teasers during my only visit there. I asked why she wasn't at Teasers, and she said it's dead on Fridays. I think it's more than Fridays, too. I drive by there frequently, and it never looks busy. I think it's a good location due to the proximity to interstates and can attract people from other towns, but their current business model might not cut it. Thanks again.
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8 years ago
Thanks for the report. The "15 min for $30" comment is likely a mis-type. When I was last there, dances were $20 for one song, $60 for 15 minutes and $100 for 30 minutes.
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8 years ago
NP. Overall, I just want others to take things in stride and realize that my review my review isn't a condemnation of the club but rather my experiences for that single night. I wasn't aware of the other review that had similar experiences to mine, but I'll have to take a look. I'm sure I'll be back in South Florida looking for a different club. Thanks again for pointing me to your article.
review comment
9 years ago
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ctrenegadeConnecticut, Love strip clubs and cookies
I'll have to agree with him. I had 3 dances with Stormy one evening, and comparing her dances to only those similar dances where no extras are given, she gave one of the best lap dances I've ever had.