Reviews by dclapper

I made my first visit to Mustangs in almost a year on the fourth of July. When I arrived I figured the place must have been closed for the evening; there were four...

I've been wanting to try out Ebony Inn for a while, seeing as how its the only lap dance place in the DC area open during the day. I pulled in around 4:30pm on...

My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers. It...

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The lighting is...

I rolled into the House around 5pm on a recent weeknight, grabbed a beer, tipped the cute dancer on the stage, and headed up the stairs to a table. Soon the dancer finished and...

I stopped by a few days after Christmas. There was a decent number of dancers for a middle-of-the-week night, and most were plenty cute. I started with a lap from CeeCee; it was very...

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now there was...

I stopped by Macombo at 2:30. No dancers were on stage, but the bouncer yelled down the stairs to their dressing room that it was time, and soon two took to the stages. I...

I made my first Tucson strip club visit on a Sunday afternoon, arriving within about 30 minutes of their 1pm opening. One other customer was there; before long a few others had arrived, and...

stopped by the Rogue early in the afternoon as I happened to be driving down K Street. It wasn't a bad visit. The dancers were quite cute and seemed interested in dancing. Two very...

I made my first, and probably last, visit to Stardust on a Saturday in early August. I arrived around 10pm to find a group of white frat boys taking up most of the middle...

I stopped by the rogue a recent afternoon; it was my first visit in over a year. And may be my last. What a boring place. I bolted after two dancers; the two I...

I've made two visits to Mustangs in the last couple of weeks, and have had a great time both visits. The first visit, I got a beer at the bar and sat down in a...

Like Rell says in the next review, it's diamonds in the rough that make Mustangs worth a visit. I've had a half-dozen unremarkable visits lately, but last week I found a diamond. But first, a...

I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals on a recent night. I've been going there every six months for the past 4 or so years, and most visits have been top 10 ever strip club...

After having heard about this club from a dancer at another club ("There's lots of fucking and sucking in the VIP", she said), and reading the other reviews here, I decided to try it...

I was passing by and decided to pop in for a quick visit. The A Team appeared to be dancing -- as in A cups. First dancer was quite nice to talk to, and...

I hit the Underground for the first time in a couple of years one recent afternoon. Nothing seemed even slightly different from my previous visits; this place is stuck in a time warp. ...

I've been hitting Mustangs every month or so this year, and I've had a string of good visits. That's different from the past; I don't know if I've simply been lucky, or if there's...

I stopped by the Lusty Lady twice on a recent SF trip. My last visit had been in ... 1984. Yikes. I'd swear its a different building now, but the basics haven't changed:...

I spent a very enjoyable three hours at Sinsaysionals last evening. It was my first weekday visit, and having read reviews below about slow weeknights, I was expecting not many dancers. Turns out...

So, after my early May surprisingly good visit, I decided to try again a few weeks later. Beauty, the dancer who did so well by me the time before, wasn't working that night. But...

Normally I hit Underground or Divas when I'm in the Eastern Panhandle of WV, but I decided to try something different this time and went to Paradise City 2. I stopped by too...

I stop by Mustangs every 6 months or so, and most visits its absolutely ordinary: OK-looking dancers, OK dances on the stage, OK wall dances. But every once in a while, I find...