I hadn't set foot in the...

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now there was a club. Dirty, raunchy, really more of a sex club than a strip club. The good old days in DC.

So, I stopped by the House. I was very impressed the evening I visited. The dancers were very sexy -- nice asses, firm tits, nice faces. On the stage they did the standard DC thing, providing a full view of the goods. The first dancer I tipped put her legs around me and pulled me in close, providing some nice contact. After I sat back down, she hopped off the stage and began to dance for the men at each table. That was a very nice touch, and one that every dancer repeated.

After that first dancer's set, I saw her and a patron wander off up some stairs. I asked the next dancer what took place upstairs. I liked what I heard. I tipped each of the next four dancers, but none was as much fun as the first, so I asked the bouncer if he could tell that first dancer, who was off in the dressing room, that I wanted a dance. He did, and she came out a few minutes later and proceeded to give me a very nice la---sorry, table---dance. And then a second. For $10 each. They were just like the ones I get in the PG County lap dance clubs, although the upstairs area is not all that comfortable.