I made my first, and probably...

I made my first, and probably last, visit to Stardust on a Saturday in early August. I arrived around 10pm to find a group of white frat boys taking up most of the middle seats; it was quite interesting to watch them; it appeared it was their first time in a lap dance club, perhaps even first time in a strip club. They soon departed. A weird beginning, given how small the club is and how clearly all patrons -- including new ones -- can see everything that happens except in the VIP booths.

I got laps from a number of dancers and tipped a number of dancers at the stage. Nothing happened remotely as good as what previous reviewers have said: no tits or pussies in the face; nothing more at the stage than a dancer's ass pressed up against me. The laps were good, but nothing exceptional, and some of the previous reviews had led me to think that exceptional could be found here. Maybe on another night, but not this one.

A couple of dancers did make a good impression on me. One was dressed in a fake cop outfit; her massive tits strained against the fabric of her top. They felt great through the fabric, and I was tempted to go VIP with her to see them unleashed. The other dancer had a fine body, but the way she moved and smiled during the lap made me decide to go with her to the VIP. But that dance was nothing more than a topless version of the regular lap. More than one dancer told me that VIP was a nude dance, but in the booth this dancer said they couldn't take off their bottoms.