The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

Made a visit to the House...

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dclapper
May 8, 2012, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The lighting is a bit weird, but the club overall is very classy.

When I arrived two dancers were on the stage. I soon found out that neither would do a lap ("only on weekends; its too quiet weeknights" said one). After 20 minutes or so two others came out, with the first two disappearing into the dressing room. I soon learned that both of these do lap dances, so then it was a matter of waiting...and waiting... Finally they finished, with the first two dancers taking the stage, and suddenly -- and I'm not kidding -- every guy in the joint goes to the bar to pay $10 for VIP access (a new thing since my last visit, when it didn't cost anything to get to the upstairs where the good dances take place). The two non-lappers were on the stage with no customers; the rest of us were waiting for the two lappers to come up. And soon they did.

I got laps from both and was very pleased. Secret came last; I got four from her altogether, and they were quite good. She and the other dancer know how to move it and how to press just right, and my hands were free to roam. Very, very nice.

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