I've been wanting to try out...

I've been wanting to try out Ebony Inn for a while, seeing as how its the only lap dance place in the DC area open during the day. I pulled in around 4:30pm on a Monday afternoon, paid my $10 cover, and opened the door to the dance side to find a half-dozen women on the dance floor, moving to the ear-splitting music. I walked around to the right side of the stage, as there is more room there, and pulled up a chair. Within minutes had a dancer sitting on my lap. I politely declined, wanting to get a feel for the place.

I ordered a drink, and soon after it arrived another dancer pulled up a chair. We tried to talk, but the music was just too loud. When I successfully communicated I wanted a dance, she led me around the other side to the wall behind the speakers, where we were actually able to hear each other. This cute little dancer with a rather big ass gave a mighty fine dance. I asked her how much, and she said they aren't allowed to state a price and that I should tip what I wanted. I gave her $15 for two songs; later she told me I had tipped her well. I caught the eye of a dancer on the dance floor who had on a net top that promised great tit access, and she came over and plopped down on my lap. I got great tit access, but she was an awful dancer. Next came the first dancer who sat on my lap; her dance was decent but when I offered $10 for what I thought was two songs, she said "$20." A bit of a rip off, I think.

Over a two-hour period I got dances from a half-dozen women. Interestingly the best were by the cutest, which is not what I usually find. Two very skinny dancers gave excellent dances, with the best being from a woman who wore big glasses. Her dances were incredibly slow and erotic, with her providing me lots of opportunities for my hands to roam, with hers doing likewise. And she wanted $5 per song. Cheapest, cutest, and best dances. Can't beat that.