Reviews by dclapper

There is no place like the Ebony Inn. I spent two hours there on a recent weekday afternoon. First two dancers were OK, but then came Sparkle, Amber, and Thunder. Oh my.…

I made visits to 4 different clubs on a recent Monday night: Fox's Den, Alibi Inn, Magic City, and Crazy Horse. The best laps I had were at Fox's Den and Crazy Horse,…

I made visits to 4 different clubs on a recent Monday night: Fox's Den, Alibi Inn, Magic City, and Crazy Horse. The best laps I had were at Fox's Den and Crazy Horse,…

I made visits to 4 different clubs on a recent Monday night: Fox's Den, Alibi Inn, Magic City, and Crazy Horse. The best laps I had were at Fox's Den and Crazy Horse,…

I made visits to 4 different clubs on a recent Monday night: Fox's Den, Alibi Inn, Magic City, and Crazy Horse. The best laps I had were at Fox's Den and Crazy Horse,…

I like seedy strip clubs, and this place (and it's neighbor, the Artists Cafe), fits the bill. When I stopped in on a Saturday night, one dancer was on the stage. She had brilliant…

I stopped into Big Daddy's Love Acts twice on a recent Saturday night. The first time the dancer on stage used her body in fun ways to collect the dollar bill that I held out…

I stopped by on a recent Monday afternoon to see what Vixens is like. I went to the Underground a few times before it closed. Vixens is a nice place. That afternoon a…

I spent Wednesday afternoon at EI and had a great time. I arrived shortly after 1pm and got one of the excellent corner seats, but I had to wait a while for dancers to…

Before I started going to the Ebony Inn, Sinsaysionals was the club I frequented the most. Having read many reviews recently saying it had fallen on hard times I decided to do some research of…

I popped into Foxy Lady on a Friday evening just after it opened. The rather loud and entertaining bartender kept things interesting until a dancer took the stage. I didn't stay but an hour;…

I stopped by the House on a Sunday evening around 6pm. 10 or so patrons -- including three women -- and a half dozen dancers were there. The dancers were happy and having…

made a visit to Mustangs on a Wednesday evening. When I walked in there were one or two other customers and three or so dancers. One dancer caught my eye as I walked…

I seem to roll into EI once a month or so, and I am so glad I can do that. I went on a weekday afternoon this week, arriving around 1:45 to find a…

I've made a half dozen trips to Mustangs over the past three months, mostly to get an appetizer dance or two from whoever looks good and then to have my main course with Talia.…

I went to Ebony Inn the Saturday before Christmas and had so much fun I went back the Saturday before New Year's. Both times I arrived around 2pm. The first there was no parking…

The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each. I spent $100…

I've stopped by Mustangs twice in recent days. The first visit I discovered that wall dance mileage has improved, so I went back a second time. I got dances from three dancers. Jasmine is a…

I made a second trip to Ebony on a recent weekday afternoon, arriving around 2:30pm. There was room, barely, behind the club for me to park, and inside I found the place jumping, with around…

I pop into Macombos once or twice a year. It's nothing if not consistent; the woman who runs the joint keeps tight control on things. And with it being the only club not downtown…

I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the door very happy.…

I was driving from NYC to Boston and decided to make my first ever visits to Connecticut and Rhode Island clubs on the way. Based on the reviews here I decided to try out…

I was driving from NYC to Boston and decided to make my first ever visits to Connecticut and Rhode Island clubs on the way. Based on the reviews here I decided to try out…

I made my first visit to Mustangs in almost a year on the fourth of July. When I arrived I figured the place must have been closed for the evening; there were four cars…

I've been wanting to try out Ebony Inn for a while, seeing as how its the only lap dance place in the DC area open during the day. I pulled in around 4:30pm on a…