There is no place like the...

There is no place like the Ebony Inn.

I spent two hours there on a recent weekday afternoon. First two dancers were OK, but then came Sparkle, Amber, and Thunder. Oh my. Sparkle and Amber each stayed on my lap for four songs. Thunder and I did two standing up and four sitting. Each of the three had their hands everywhere, and I had my hands and fingers everywhere too, and by the time the sixth song had ended Thunder's hands had put me over the top.

Two hours. Seventeen songs with dancers on my lap. Including the entrance fee and $40 tip for Thunder, $145 in total.