I made a return visit to...

I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the door very happy. As often happens when the club first opens, I had to wait a while for enough dancers to be on the floor before some where willing to go upstairs. I paid my $10 for upstairs access and went up with Secret. She did a fine job, and I greatly enjoyed the two-way hands-on contact with her. My last time at The House I was told of two dance options for the upstairs area: regular and topless ($10/$15). This time I learned of a third official option: nude, for $20. I got two dances from Secret, spending $30 on her. Then Juicy came up. I started with a topless and inquired about other options. Yes, there are at times options in addition to the three official ones. That's all I'll say here.

The House is clearly the best deal in DC right now. Hands down. Or up. Or up and down!