Reviews

What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and when…

I hadn't been to Ebony Inn for six months and decided it was time to go back. I read the recent reviews that say that not as much fun can be had now as in…

Yes, the reviews describe this place well. The carpet is torn. The ceiling looks like hell. The booths and bar haven't been updated since the 1950s. It is topless only. There are no lap dances,…

After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both.…

I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute, and…

With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…

I've tried out Cleveland clubs before and found them not all that exciting and had an opportunity recently to check out The Brass Pole, which is about 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. It's worth…

I learned the hard way that most Martinsburg/Inwood clubs don't open until 8pm, even on a Friday night. So although Vixens was not my intended destination, it was where I ended up at 7pm.…

I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door to…

Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it.…

I've made two trips recently to EI. Both were excellent. Thunda is amazing. First trip she grabbed a hold of me after I had sampled only two other dancers. She didn't…