Reviews

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers. It was…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 1

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The lighting is a…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 1

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

I rolled into the House around 5pm on a recent weeknight, grabbed a beer, tipped the cute dancer on the stage, and headed up the stairs to a table. Soon the dancer finished and made…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 1

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

I stopped by a few days after Christmas. There was a decent number of dancers for a middle-of-the-week night, and most were plenty cute. I started with a lap from CeeCee; it was very good…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 2

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now there was a…

dclapper· 14 yrs agolast: 14 yrs ago 1 1

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., DC

I stopped by Macombo at 2:30. No dancers were on stage, but the bouncer yelled down the stairs to their dressing room that it was time, and soon two took to the stages. I parked…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 2

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, AZ

I made my first Tucson strip club visit on a Sunday afternoon, arriving within about 30 minutes of their 1pm opening. One other customer was there; before long a few others had arrived, and about…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 2

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

stopped by the Rogue early in the afternoon as I happened to be driving down K Street. It wasn't a bad visit. The dancers were quite cute and seemed interested in dancing. Two very tall,…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 2

Rose Cafe

Coral Hills, MD

I made my first, and probably last, visit to Stardust on a Saturday in early August. I arrived around 10pm to find a group of white frat boys taking up most of the middle seats;…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 2

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

I stopped by the rogue a recent afternoon; it was my first visit in over a year. And may be my last. What a boring place. I bolted after two dancers; the two I saw…

dclapper· 14 yrs ago 1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

I've made two visits to Mustangs in the last couple of weeks, and have had a great time both visits. The first visit, I got a beer at the bar and sat down in a booth.…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 3

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Like Rell says in the next review, it's diamonds in the rough that make Mustangs worth a visit. I've had a half-dozen unremarkable visits lately, but last week I found a diamond. But first, a comment…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 1

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals on a recent night. I've been going there every six months for the past 4 or so years, and most visits have been top 10 ever strip club visits.…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, MD

After having heard about this club from a dancer at another club ("There's lots of fucking and sucking in the VIP", she said), and reading the other reviews here, I decided to try it out. It's…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

I was passing by and decided to pop in for a quick visit. The A Team appeared to be dancing -- as in A cups. First dancer was quite nice to talk to, and since…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 1

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, WV

I hit the Underground for the first time in a couple of years one recent afternoon. Nothing seemed even slightly different from my previous visits; this place is stuck in a time warp. Well,…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

I've been hitting Mustangs every month or so this year, and I've had a string of good visits. That's different from the past; I don't know if I've simply been lucky, or if there's something…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 3

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, CA

I stopped by the Lusty Lady twice on a recent SF trip. My last visit had been in ... 1984. Yikes. I'd swear its a different building now, but the basics haven't changed: slid…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 2

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

I spent a very enjoyable three hours at Sinsaysionals last evening. It was my first weekday visit, and having read reviews below about slow weeknights, I was expecting not many dancers. Turns out there…

dclapper· 15 yrs ago 2

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

So, after my early May surprisingly good visit, I decided to try again a few weeks later. Beauty, the dancer who did so well by me the time before, wasn't working that night. But again…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago 2

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, WV

Normally I hit Underground or Divas when I'm in the Eastern Panhandle of WV, but I decided to try something different this time and went to Paradise City 2. I stopped by too early…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago 1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

I stop by Mustangs every 6 months or so, and most visits its absolutely ordinary: OK-looking dancers, OK dances on the stage, OK wall dances. But every once in a while, I find a…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago 1

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, MD

A while back some dancers at Sinsaytionals told me I should try out Bazz and Crue. I finally made it on a recent Friday night. I arrived just after the club opened at 10pm. After being…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago

Club Extasy

Clinton, MD

Made my first trip to southern PG Country clubs on a recent Friday night. Club Extasy was my first stop. I arrived around 9pm; the club had been open for a while, but it was…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago 1

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

I stopped by one recent afternoon, arriving soon after they opened and before the dancing had started. Within minutes the first dancer was on the stage, dancing for me and the other dancers. When I…

dclapper· 16 yrs ago 2