The bad news about The House:...

The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each. I spent $100 last evening and got 6 dances -- negotiations with a dancer allowed that last dance; otherwise it would have been five. At Ebony Inn $100 would buy three times as many dances.

The good news is that I had one of the best strip club experiences I've had during five of those six dances. When I went upstairs I was set on getting a dance from Kenya, who is very cute and has a great body. But the first dancer to approach me was Poison. First dance she provided full access up top; second dance, full access down below. And she did a very nice grind against me. But since I wanted Kenya, I stopped after two. Kenya came up a while later; she didn't provide much access and did the kind of grind that tried to push me into the next time zone. One dance was enough. Back to Poison for three more, picking up right where we left off earlier. She was incredibly wet by the third song, and I had some very, very happy fingers. And other body parts were very happy too.

Until I hear that prices have dropped that will be my last visit to The House. But what a great visit it was, thanks to Poison.