I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door to the club is a bit hard to find and is at the end of what almost feels like an unused basement door entrance. But when I walked down to the main door to the club and opened it, I was surprised to see no customers. The three dancers on duty hopped up from the couch where they were sitting and were at my side within seconds, very glad, it appeared, to see a real live customer. One took it upon herself to explain the many options available: $10 cover to watch them dance. Massages, VIP dances, or regular lap dances for a certain amount of money for each of the three time lengths available for massages and VIP dances. All of this was recorded on a small white board just inside the door. Underneath was written "No happy endings!!!".

I decided to go with the 20 minute VIP with Chyna, as she was the most animated and friendly dancer. I forked over $60 and up the rickety stairs we went to the upper level and a "private" room (it had no door!). Chyna disappeared for a minute and returned wearing far less clothing, one piece of which came off as she started to dance. It was a decent lap dance: lots of pressure on the right places, and I had free access to her boobs, which she used quite nicely to get me excited. But there was most definitely no happy ending.

It was very expensive -- $120 total, for what was probably no more than 15 minutes of lap dancing. The next evening I went to Stress Away massage studio on Lincoln Highway in Chambersburg and for the exact same amount of money had one of the best massages -- with happy ending! -- I've had. Next time I'll skip the Stockings and go straight for stress relief.