Comments by rattdog (page 13)

^oh yeah. that combo makes me get real mentally hyper and then gets my dick totally jacked up.

have her show up wearing a mini skirt and pantyhose.

there were only two teachers in high school that gave me stiffies. both were milfs in their early to mid 30's and each had a kid that was my age.

she's not bad looking and she even offered the kid payment. this kid is badass. this is the guy who is going to screw all the strippers and civvies to his heart's content. if you're dating a girl that's a 7-9 this guy has the potential to whisk her away.

depending on who the mother is sonuvafuckinbitch.

the information that you are looking for might be found in the comments section of the below clip, which is what that dailymail article is based from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IndaFQbVFo

first they did this shit with the thursday night games on amazon. now it's peacock saturdays. for this saturday's game there is one bright note: you don't have to see the cameras constantly panning onto taylor swift at every possible chance. no doubt about it that peacock subscriptions will spike up enormously. i'm sick and tired of that bitch already.

how would she react to what bobby knight said many years ago. she literally just might lift up her skirt and shit all over his grave.

maybe this might have been used at some bar/club last sunday night: "you look like someone who already has had heard 2023 pick up lines before. how about one more to make it 2024?"

cat lady wildenstein: https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=596100147&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948&q=Jocelyn+Wildenstein&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi7-bm6xseDAxVBv4kEHWYYDlwQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1632&bih=850&dpr=1 or throw mama from the train anne ramsey: https://www.google.com/search?q=throw+momma+from+the+train+anne+ramsey&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi1yuXoxseDAxXnFmIAHVxvAnMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=throw+momma+from+the+train+ann&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgAMgUIABCABDIGCAAQCBAeOggIABCABBCxAzoKCAAQgAQQigUQQzoHCAAQgAQQGFCkEVj8KmCXO2gAcAB4AIABN4gBywKSAQE3mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=F6WYZfXiHOetiLMP3N6JmAc&bih=850&biw=1632&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948 a guy is tied up in the basement against a post. he's disgusted, scared out of his mind and really feeling like total shit and ashamed to be put in that situation. one the above monstrosities blindfolds the guy and gives a blowjob for a very longtime. he gets off. is he a rape victim?

ay tfp, that profile pic is a work of art. if dali, picasso and some others from that art gang were perverts they too would consider that pic worthy of being hung up at the metropolitan museum of art.

generally strippers have a line that they won't cross. simulated sex a la lappers and on the sly handjobs are the max for them. a smaller menu to choose from, if you will. the others have way larger options to choose from the size of a menu at a diner frequented by the geriatric community. this could include french(tongue), italian(assjob) and many many more. i think greek is the most popular dish.

say 100 real fat porkers were told about their current body state in a real blunt matter. pre-millenial times the bitter reality would hit real deep into many of their souls. oh the person who pointed all that out is just a real insensitive asshole. but there are times that insensitive asshole is what is needed for motivation, as there could be maybe 15 out of those 100 will respond with, "sucks the way that prick said it but yeah he's right. i gotta do something and start fixing my shit and be better." but of course with the anti-shaming movement currently at max blast 15/100 is maybe down to say 8/100. and with the way gen z is operating and leading the way for gen alpha to follow 8/100 could go down to as low as 3/100.

2024 is only 4 days old, and several odd events have already transpired. so it figures this would be the year when i see for the first time ever the words human resources and strip club in a same story. did she she honestly think HR is going to give out a citation to the guy that runs the joint who also is well known as a loan shark?

the owner of that account should do some AI stuff with that doll and create an OF account as some sort of an experiment. at the end of the week i wouldn't be surprised that there would actually be 20 guys out there from this entire planet that would pony up some cash to be a subscriber.

sounds like somebody just had a real recent shitty xmas. so you just found out your "conquest" is seeing someone. that guy, as far as you can tell, is living off of her earnings. therefore, some of your money is being used to feed that guy. and to add he also gets to fuck and get sucked off by her without having to pay. what i am curious though is if you know all this and you're not exactly thrilled by it all, then how would you want to see and get your cock up for her? after the way you explained all the above i would think your dick would perpetually remained shriveled for this 19 year old. you sound like you want to be that guy she's seeing.

thorough customer dna cleanup. i had a few girls in my rotation that didn't care if i came all over on the ass.

^could have been worse as this could have been a real possible pre-holiday scenario: take any one of the above mentioned girls for a lapper and she uses your pants to wipe. then goes to you, "merry fucking christmas." i wonder if jesus would somehow get a kick out of that.

^yeah i looked up for pics of outside views of some of the mexican joints and they didn't show the pillars and same parking situation like as shown on the clip. i sure like the variety of girls at this place.

USASG -ahh ok i got it. that guide site is not mentioned very often here.

i'd say mostly guys just want to get off, which probably falls under USASG (what does this mean? did you forget to add the letter J and meant USASANJOSEGUY?) the white knight shit probably will pop up if the "creeps" feel like they like the girl(s) for other reasons than the outcome ranging from a ldk quickie to a mind exploding bj/full fuck session.

lately i've been watching youtube videos of a few channels of guys walking around showing the talent that stand against walls out in ecuador and colombia. that scenery is real nice, making it a real temptation to want to head to the first plane out of newark airport to either country. but the first red flag are the areas - just dilapidated shitholes. then i read the youtube comments in each of those youtube clips. in ecuador some people were robbed 3 times a year. also on spanish news there was a report of the an influx of colombian and mexican gangs that have in recent years moved into ecuador. as a result, violent crimes have skyrocketed, and those gangs reportedly have more funs and bullets than do the police force. i would not monger here.

-dire straits brothers in arms tour at madison sq garden. first concert i ever attended. -metallica-and justice tour at the brendan byrne arena in new jersey. fucking right ear wound up ringing for almost a week. i sat about 200 ft away from a guitar amp. -sting nothing like the sun tour at madison sq garden. great band. and the girls-good fucking lawd they were everywhere!!!!

squeeze box by the who. could be about playing the accordion but not likely.

ay motorhead, lapdances? nah - fuck that!!! if i only have a few moments left before the new year ball drops and poof i'm going to die right after that the dick is going to be whipped out for a cum as fast as i can lightning blowjob.