Why Are Strippers More Heavily Vetted Than Uber Drivers?

4 comments

• DroidX

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  8 years ago

  I was getting ready to post this same article.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  An Uber driver only has my life in his hands. But a stripper has my dick in her hands. So I think the reason is obvious.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  F the pigs.
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "An Uber driver only has my life in his hands. But a stripper has my dick in her hands. So I think the reason is obvious."
  
  Ace!