Why Are Strippers More Heavily Vetted Than Uber Drivers?

I was getting ready to post this same article.

An Uber driver only has my life in his hands. But a stripper has my dick in her hands. So I think the reason is obvious.

F the pigs.

"An Uber driver only has my life in his hands. But a stripper has my dick in her hands. So I think the reason is obvious."

Ace!