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How can you get a 3-way with two strippers?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. How can you get a 3-way with…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MackTruck)
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Man, 31, denied bond in strip club homicide
The Crazy Horse is on Michigan Ave in Detroit.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2019/03/18/man-31-denied-bond-strip-club-homicide/3200312002/
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Why won't Jewish customers go down on your ATF?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why won't Jewish customers go down on…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(DeclineToState)
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The Silence of the Pill Bottles
I had a lot of pain in my leg due to over-exercising and aspirin did not help. I went to the medicine cabinet in the master bedroom's bathroom where I had a number of old pain prescriptions for such…
11 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(shadowcat)
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Why did your ATF think she was illegitimate?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why did your ATF think she was…
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What is the difference between your ATF and a hockey player?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What is the difference between your ATF…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Musterd21)
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What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What did your ATF do when she…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(IfIGottaBeDamned)
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Michigan woman free to give cop the middle finger, court rules
I'm all in favor of free speech and gestures, although I would be more discreet. The news story then morphs to the middle finger statue erected by the Flight Club owner, which some would find in questionable taste.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/14/michigan-woman-middle-finger-cop/3161608002/
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(CJKent (Banned))
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Why did your ATF climb over the chain link fence?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why did your ATF climb over the…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(-me)
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Fort Worth strip club drugged, beat and stole thousands from customers, lawsuit
I'm always puzzled by strip clubs charging thousands of dollars on a customer's credit card. Over the years I've sometimes found incorrect charges on my cards (not from strip clubs). I disputed the charges and the credit card company…
11 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Book Guy)
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What happened when your ATF tried to enter an ugly contest?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What happened when your ATF tried to…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Subraman)
