"Following the disclosure that a county clerk in the Public Safety Department absconded with more than $27,000 from the registration fees that local strippers pay to obtain a county Adult Entertainment Work Identification Card, the inspector’s report noted that about 70 percent of those fees are paid in cash, which makes them easier to steal.
The report recommended that if the office continues to accept cash for $75 stripper fees, the Public Safety Department “should consider establishing additional internal controls and methods of supervisory review to safeguard the cash.”"
I think all TUSCLers will agree that these are reasonable and prudent controls.
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Do it with bitcoin
:)
SJG
I nominate jackslash to safeguard the strippers' cash.
I nominate Juice, to make sure it gets as quickly as possible to the gambling tables.
SJG
I'd be shocked and appalled to think that public servants are on the take, but this is chUMP change compared to the theft that goes on down the street at Mar-A-Lago
Buying dances is a chumps game, but the money is not chump change.
SJG
70% of the fees are paid in cash, and 87% of that is paid in vanilla-scented singles.
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