Strip Club Bouncer’s Head Bashed Open on Parking Block When Pushed Down By Unrul

Jackslash, I think you should scrap the museum gig and work as a bouncer. You could tell jokes all night - everybody would laugh and be happy so you wouldn't have to fear getting bounced off the concrete.

Museum gig?

I thought he was selling the world famous Lasagna in the clubs?

Ha, I went to the Cellar once; I never went back.

Joliet is getting very ghetto; Chicago is sending it's problems to the southwest suburbs.

Joliet's been a shithole for years. The women there had beards before it was hip.

Note to self: Despite their name, bouncers do not actually bounce if you drop them, as proven here. Fascinating and surprising.