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Q How does a stripper's boyfriend remember her bra size? A It's the same as his IQ.
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/22/glen-davis-strip-club/
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Q. Is a hot young stripper out of your league? A. It depends on what night you bowl on.
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Q When you go out on a date with a stripper, how can you tell when the date is over? A She'll put her panties back on.
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"The researchers determined that while men’s sexual desirability peaks at age 50, women’s starts high at 18 and falls from there." https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/style/dating-apps-online-men-women-age.html
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Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend mad when he caught her in their house having sex with a customer? A. He didn't want her bringing her work home with her.
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"What's going on?" That's the text a dancer sent me, along with a photo of her in the club. How do I explain that FKK Sharks has ruined Detroit strip clubs for me?
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Q. How can you make strippers always say YES? A. Ask, "Am I bothering you?"
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Q. What's the best wine to buy for a stripper? A. A whitetrash zinfandel.
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Q When is a stripper too drunk? A When she can't spread her legs.
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Q. What's the best thing to get for lunch at a strip club? A. BBBJBLT
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Respect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0&list=RD6FOUqQt3Kg0&t=7
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Q. Why do you guys on TUSCL use so many acronyms? A. IDK
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I'm walking on sunshine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qh2kY5mocM
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Q Where can you find the cheapest strippers? A In the paint department of Walmart.
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Q Why should you be proud to be a strip club customer? A You are helping single mothers make a decent living.
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/12/lamarr-woodley-leveon-bell-no-strip-clubs-during-holdout/
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Q How can you tell if a stripper is lying to you? A Her lips move.
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If this is what a billionaire looks like, I think I would rather be poor. https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/drugs-found-after-billionaire-locked-out-of-las-vegas-strip-room/
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Q How many strippers does it take to change a light bulb? A None. Strippers won't change.
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I ordered 10 cans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDC1d6yGevY
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Q What can you give a stripper that she never got from her boyfriend? A Child support.
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I don't think that all myths are shattered, but some of the cartoons are pretty funny. https://www.someecards.com/news/news-story/this-strippers-drawings-shatter-all-myths-about-sex-workers/
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This woman had a bad first date. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/08/duo_attacked_robbed_woman_outs.html
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Q Why do strippers have so many tattoos? A They don't like to feel naked.
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