Posts by jackslash

At 6:50AM I received this stripper text: "How are you? Whatcha doing today? Come see me" 6:50AM? I didn't know any stripper were up this early. This might be a record. What's the earliest stripper text you…

Is Magic City really the world's most famous strip club? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7608087/Strippers-earn-8000-NIGHT-worlds-famous-strip-club-leave-viewers-shocked.html

An order of monks set up a flower shop directly across the street from the famous Playboy Mansion in Hollywood. The monks offered their flowers at low prices and gave a blessing to every customer. Their shop became very successful. However,…

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I love the headline. https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/chalet-hotel-sold-again-after-convicted-pimp-fails-to-complete-july-purchase-563643172.html

An African pastor testifies about strippers: "Strip girls are taught how to milk you dry. When they see you have money, they will milk all of it." Truth.

I asked my iPhone, "Surely it's not going to rain today?" My iPhone replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." It must have been in airplane mode.

"An exotic dancer moved in with an elderly man she met while working then stole more than $38,000 from him.' She's kind of cute. Maybe she would move in with me. https://bustedcoverage.com/2019/10/17/florida-woman-rips-off-old-man-she-met-at-strip-club-while-dancing-cops-allege/

Q. What's an example of conflicting emotions? A. When your girlfriend is a stripper and she tells you she made a lot of money last night.

Q. What question will she never be asked? A. "Are they real?" https://nypost.com/2019/10/16/model-spends-25k-on-surgery-to-increase-breast-size-to-n-cup/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20191016&tpcc=evening_update&mpweb=755-8328767-711691148

After shutting down the Penthouse, they're coming after Tycoons. Things are getting out of hand. https://www.wxyz.com/news/2nd-detroit-strip-club-under-investigation-after-accusations-of-soliciting-prostitution

Don't slap a woman on the pussy. https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/15/jon-jones-strip-club-battery-case-new-mexico-ufc/