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A Tour of San Jose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LP4oJcMOO4&t=646s

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What does a stripper call "foreplay"?

Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend tells her she better be in bed by the time he counts to 4.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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What do strippers and tornadoes have in common?

Q. What do strippers and tornadoes have in common? A. They both end up in trailer parks.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 6

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What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common?

Q. What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common? A. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 7

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Lifestyle: The 6 Laws Of Strip Clubs

Now they're laws? http://theinscribermag.com/lifestyle-the-6-laws-of-strip-clubs/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 9

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Why did the stripper make a Xerox copy of her ass?

Q. Why did the stripper make a Xerox copy of her ass? A. The IRS asked to see the source of her income.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2

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How to be a gold digging man whore

"Oh, Kevin Federline is still with us, fabulous. The Live-r of The Life (“The Life” being a mission to ruin Britney Spears’s Life) is back for more child support, his semi-annual reminder that he’s still here doing that. Oh well. TMZ…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 10

FKK Forum

On to Berlin

I've booked a trip to Berlin in January. In 2015 I visited Vienna for 6 days for the history and culture, but I took time out from cultural attractions to go to FKK Goldentime twice. Looking over my review from…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 11

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How did the stripper find out about oral sex?

Q. How did the stripper find out about oral sex? A. It was going on right under her nose.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2

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Chicken strip club: Moorhead man on mission to review 'the food of the people'

Chakin! https://www.wday.com/lifestyle/food/4479660-chicken-strip-club-moorhead-man-mission-review-food-people

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago

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Why is a big toe like a stripper?

Q. Why is a big toe like a stripper? A. Eventually you'll bang it on every piece of furniture in your house.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Teacher who performed oral sex on student pleads guilty

She's cute. She should be performing oral sex on senior citizens. https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/teacher-admits-to-performing-oral-sex-on-student-but-wont-lose-license/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20180803&mpweb=755-7163547-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 8

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Le’Veon Bell Picks Instagram Model Marliesia Ortiz and Strip Club Over Training

Who wouldn't? https://theblemish.com/2018/08/leveon-bell-picks-instagram-model-marliesia-ortiz-and-strip-club-over-training-camp/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 13

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What's the best compliment to give a West Virginia stripper?

Q. What's the best compliment to give a West Virginia stripper? A. "Nice tooth."

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

FKK Forum

Circumstances and choices

At FKK Sharks I met Anna, a young Romanian whose beauty and pleasant personality made me rate her a 9.5. Anna had blonde hair, a slender body and slim waist, and the hugest natural tits I've ever seen. As Anna…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 33

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SLAYED ON THE STRIP Beauty queen and best pal brutally executed in front of horr

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6914765/beauty-queen-murdered-strip-club-owner-chonburi-thailand/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Why is a math textbook like a stripper?

Q. Why is a math textbook like a stripper? A. It has a lot of problems that you can't solve.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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Bitcoin

Because we haven't had a Bitcoin discussion lately. Here's a skeptic's view of cryptocurrency. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/opinion/transaction-costs-and-tethers-why-im-a-crypto-skeptic.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fopinion-columnists

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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What do you call a midget stripper from Mexico?

Q. What do you call a midget stripper from Mexico? A. Cuntswaylo

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

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Why is sex with a stripper magical?

Q. Why is sex with a stripper magical? A. Because when you're done you disappear.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 3

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Police: One person stabbed during fight at Flint strip club

Flint is where you go clubbing if you think Detroit is too upscale. https://nbc25news.com/news/local/one-person-stabbed-during-fight-at-flint-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Why does a stripper make more money than a drug dealer?

Q. Why does a stripper make more money than a drug dealer? A. Because a stripper can wash her crack and re-sell it.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Woman in brutal McDonald’s fight is STRIPPER who ‘couldn’t afford soda’ claims w

http://en.brinkwire.com/news/woman-in-brutal-mcdonalds-fight-is-stripper-who-couldnt-afford-soda-claims-worker/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Why is it OK to throw a can of Coke at a stripper?

Q. Why is it OK to throw a can of Coke at a stripper? A. Because it's a soft drink.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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Drug dealer who kidnapped stripper's siblings loses appeal of life sentence

This is what happens when you go to Club Venus in Detroit. https://www.theindianalawyer.com/articles/47691-drug-dealer-who-kidnapped-strippers-siblings-loses-appeal-of-life-sentence

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago
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