Discussions

Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've…

Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.

Overheard in the strip club: Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested." Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."

A few weeks ago, after an OTC session, my dancer friend Delilah asked if I had ever thought about manscaping my private parts. I replied that I thought only gay guys did that.…

A Scottish deerhound won the Westminster Dog Show, but when I heard this on TV I thought they said "beerhound." This got my attention because a beerhound would be more useful than a…

I went to the club Tuesday to see my blonde fav. Three times, when my fav wasn't around, a cute brunette waitress hugged me, kissed me and pressed her boobs against me. I…

The discussion about giving favorite dancers gifts for Valentine's Day reminded me of times when dancers have requested gifts. A busty blonde I liked once asked if I would pay for her to get a new…

Last year I was talking to a dancer about some trips I had taken overseas. Me: "In May I spent five days in England." Dancer: "O wow! What language do they speak there?"

A young stripper with bleach blonde hair had agreed to meet me at my house next week for OTC activities. Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip…