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Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?"

Me: "You can suck me.

Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup…

Looking back on the year 2010, I decided I spent too damn much money in strip clubs. Now some people might advise me just to stop going to strip clubs, but that's crazy talk.…

No, you pervs, not those kinds of stains. What happened was I was getting VIP dances from a girl, and she started telling me how her boyfriend was screwing another stripper in the…

I was thinking about the songs that best capture the stripper experience. There have been a lot of songs about strippers. An early one was "The Stripper" by the David Rose orchestra,…