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I was in San Francisco last week and stayed in a Union Square hotel. TUSCL told me that the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater was a nearby strip club with good mileage. But I…

La Salle suspends professor who hired dancers

By Jeremy Roebuck
Inquirer Staff Writer

A La Salle University professor has been suspended after reports that a recent lecture offered more in the way of lap dances than learning, colleagues…

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen better than the Underwear Bomber?

A: They both fly to Detroit, but Charlie actually succeeds in bombing.

For a review of Charlie's performance:

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I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of…

I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have.

1. Sense of humor
2. Intelligence
3. Sincere
4. Kind
   5.…

Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough.

I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've…

Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend?

A: Neither of them work.

Overheard in the strip club:

Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."

Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."

A few weeks ago, after an OTC session, my dancer friend Delilah asked if I had ever thought about manscaping my private parts. I replied that I thought only gay guys did that.…