Discussions

Dancer 1 to Dancer 2: "I'm sick of these guys I go out with. They're all the same. They're just after one thing--money for drugs."

We've had a lot of discussions about what we like in dancers, and so I started wondering what dancers like about us. As for me, the two things dancers find most attractive are my…

This is a real news story. I couldn't make this up. It's not just strippers--all bitches are crazy.

Cops: Troy man fires gun after finding another man in bed with wife
5:44 PM, Jun.…

At the club today I met a new 22-year-old dancer with dark hair and a nice rack. After one dance in VIP, she pulled down my zipper and started to suck. I…

I had not taken seriously the prophecy of doomsday on May 21, and so you can imagine my surprise when I woke up today in heaven. Heaven, it turns out, is an infinitely upscale…

Not long after I arrived at the club last week, a group of guys in their 20's came in and sat at a table near mine. I soon forgot about them as dancers…

Yesterday a friend of mine, who's become a vegan, lectured me on the health benefits of vegetarianism. He even claimed it improved your sex life. How many of you guys are vegetarians and…

Donald Trump has demanded to see Bin Laden's death certificate--the long form death certificate with raised seal.

When I drove up to my club today, I saw two police cars in front, blocking the entrance to the lot, and some uniformed officers were escorting people out of the door. I…