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Last week a dancer told me she was working on her degree in cosmetology. I asked her if the universe was really expanding. She just gave me a blank look.

Well, I've had…

rcb4374, a new member, posts 2 reviews of San Antonio clubs and both are perfect 10's. Come on. Shills need to show some subtlety.

Dancer 1 to Dancer 2: "I'm sick of these guys I go out with. They're all the same. They're just after one thing--money for drugs."

We've had a lot of discussions about what we like in dancers, and so I started wondering what dancers like about us. As for me, the two things dancers find most attractive are my…

This is a real news story. I couldn't make this up. It's not just strippers--all bitches are crazy.

Cops: Troy man fires gun after finding another man in bed with wife
5:44 PM, Jun.…

At the club today I met a new 22-year-old dancer with dark hair and a nice rack. After one dance in VIP, she pulled down my zipper and started to suck. I…

I had not taken seriously the prophecy of doomsday on May 21, and so you can imagine my surprise when I woke up today in heaven. Heaven, it turns out, is an infinitely upscale…

Not long after I arrived at the club last week, a group of guys in their 20's came in and sat at a table near mine. I soon forgot about them as dancers…

Yesterday a friend of mine, who's become a vegan, lectured me on the health benefits of vegetarianism. He even claimed it improved your sex life. How many of you guys are vegetarians and…