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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE…
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Q. Why did the steering wheel of the stripper's car have lipstick marks all over it? A. Because a driver pulled out in front of her and she tried to blow the horn.
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Q. What is the best way to get a stripper body? A. Dig up my back yard.
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I am in Vienna. #Drowninginpulcritudinesspussy
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Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend slaps her across the face with four knuckles.
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Q. Why did the stripper have her wisdom teeth removed? A. She needed room for more dicks.
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Offset is Quavo's cousin, and Quavo is Takeoff's uncle. The three grew up together in Gwinnett County, a mostly suburban area near Atlanta. Migos initially gained recognition following the release of their 2013 single "Versace". In 2015, the trio released…
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Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper? A. She couldn't bare it.
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Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? A. She didn't suit his taste. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6949841/Russian-doctor-murders-dismembers-cooks-transgender-woman.html
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Q. Why did the stripper fail algebra class? A. She could never find her ex.
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Q. Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher? A. She was homeschooled.
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Q. What do screen doors and strippers have in common? A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.
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An interesting article in which a woman explains why she prefers escorting to stripping. https://www.yourtango.com/2019323217/what-its-really-like-be-escort-why-prefer-escorting-over-stripping
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Albert Einstein loved women with big breasts. His second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin, and he married her because she was well-endowed. This was his theory of relative's titty.
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Q. What is a Chinese stripper's name? A. Wun Dum Ho Q. What is a Chinese stripper's boyfriend's name? A. Wun Dum Fuc.
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Q. How is paying for a stripper like paying for a submarine sandwich? A. Both purchases could be avoided if your wife did her goddamn job.
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Q. What happened when the stripper asked two guys in matching outfits if they were gay? A. The cops arrested her.
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Want to become a Detroit stripper? Or waitress? Or shot girl? Motorcity Showgirls, a company that does hiring for such clubs as the Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club, has an online application. Go to…
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Q. What crime is committed by tranny strippers? A. Male fraud.
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https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-nypd-disability-scam-20190415-ruq4lvangjhzrhdgwu6eni7hte-story.html
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Q. What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Philadelphia, fettuccine"? A. She forgot the safe word.
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Q. Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor? A. Because she's strapped for cash.
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Part of this story has been posted previously. Here are some more details about the murder of a 71-year-old man at the hands of a 25-year-old "model" and her boyfriend and her roommate. The boyfriend is on…
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Q. What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right? A. Sarcasm.
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Q. Why don't strippers flirt with disaster? A. They give it a blowjob instead.
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