Posts by jackslash

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/john-mccain-hopes-1-coin-leads-to-bigger-tips-for-strippers When asked about how replacing the dollar bill with a coin would affect strippers' tips, McCain responded, "I hope that they could obtain larger denominations." Don't any politicians care about us poor pathetic losers?

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/detroit/controversial-all-star-gentlemens-club-fighting-to-reopen-after-being-padlocked-three-years-ago All Stars seeks to reopen: "a strip joint that was padlocked a couple of years ago after a string of crimes that, according to Detroit police, included multiple shooting and murders. But the crime most people may remember is…

I saw this little piece about Christie Brinkley being proud that her daughter is following her into modeling: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/model_parent_EkDJsRV8i8ZGrarYtAzw6N?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Newsletter_Tracking&utm_campaign=%2Anew%2A%20Newsletter%20%28eagle%29%202013-07-22 It reminded me of a conversation I had with a dancer a couple months ago. The dancer, Lana, is very attractive and…

I'm bored. Even though I spent Thursday afternoon in the club with my CF, I feel the urge to see some strippers today. But it's Sunday. I've never gone to a club on Sunday, and…

It's nice to see the Washington Post write about a serious subject for a change. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/wp/2013/07/18/could-a-former-stripper-be-elected-president/

Is Dreams Cabaret the best strip club, as this article claims? http://www.whatsuppub.com/best_of_the_best/article_e02247a4-d8f4-11e2-9ddf-001a4bcf6878.html Well, maybe it's the best strip club in El Paso. When the good die they go to Paris. When the bad die they go to El Paso.

After months of silence, my ex-ATF texted me, "Hi Sweetheart." This leads me to wonder why she is contacting me. Please help me to understand by voting for either A or B: A. She has come to realize that I…

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-threatened-husband-for-strip-club-visit-675432 The wife's picture tells you why her husband went to the strip club. She's no Mona Lisa.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/scripps-heir-facing-federal-prison-term-for-swindling-mother-disabled-uncle-of-36-million/2013/07/15/31c1af10-ed62-11e2-bb32-725c8351a69e_story.html "Michael Scripps spent the money on cars, jewelry and women, including strippers and porn stars." Well, at least he didn't spend the money foolishly.

I was sitting in the club with a couple blonde dancers. Jada whipped out her iPhone and said, "Memphis, they talk about me on this web site. They say I have a limited menu. They talk…

I've always thought strip club DJ's were losers, but I may have to reconsider. My CF mentioned that her nightly tip out to the DJ was $50. With 25 dancers in the club, that means an income of…

"Tropical Storm Chantal threatened to turn into a hurricane while it churned toward the Dominican Republic" I knew a stripper named Chantal. She used to blow through the strip club.