Posts by jackslash

Q How does a stripper say goodbye? A "I'll be right back."

When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the things this dancer said about her…

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour, I learned that these were…

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed in the company's pamphlet of "Entertainer…

The Peppermint Hippo is now my favorite strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q

Thanks to TUSCL, I know the phrase "camel toe slide," which is when a woman straddles a man and rubs her pussy against the man's erect shaft. Yesterday in VIP my CF was giving me the camel toe slide…

The writer argues that laws restricting strip clubs are anti-family values, since single mothers support their children as strippers. http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/09/07/3691164/ban-will-mean-strippers-kids.html

Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication.

My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who I'll call Earl. Fortunately, the…

My ex-ATF drank vodka like it was Kool-aid. One afternoon at my house she consumed a prodigious amount of vodka before and after our sexual bouts. Around the time I was going to drive her home,…