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Ex-stripper Robyn Lindholm sentenced for arranging fiance’s murder

This stripper is definitely a psycho. "Lindholm’s run of luck ended after she bragged about Mr Templeton’s death, telling a fellow prisoner: “I slit his f***ing throat and as he came it was the best orgasm I ever had”, adding she…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 8

Politics

Pregnant Florida mom uses AR-15 to kill home intruder

This story illustrates the importance of the Second Amendment. Citizens should be able to defend themselves. I own an AR-15 as well as other rifles, shotguns and handguns. https://nypost.com/2019/11/04/pregnant-florida-mom-uses-ar-15-to-kill-home-intruder/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20191104&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8370796-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 8

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NJ Woman Ran Over Friend At Strip Club While Drunk: Police

And she wasn't even a stripper. https://patch.com/new-jersey/morristown/nj-woman-ran-over-friend-strip-club-while-drunk-police

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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FKA Twigs

She can sing and pole dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRyrvdB_3lQ

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 2

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Early stripper text

At 6:50AM I received this stripper text: "How are you? Whatcha doing today? Come see me" 6:50AM? I didn't know any stripper were up this early. This might be a record. What's the earliest stripper text you…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 25

Front Room

Strippers who earn $8,000 A NIGHT at world's most famous strip club admit they d

Is Magic City really the world's most famous strip club? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7608087/Strippers-earn-8000-NIGHT-worlds-famous-strip-club-leave-viewers-shocked.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 8

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A True Story about Hugh Hefner

An order of monks set up a flower shop directly across the street from the famous Playboy Mansion in Hollywood. The monks offered their flowers at low prices and gave a blessing to every customer. Their shop became very successful. However,…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 6

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Dead man's family ask killer ex-stripper to 'tell us where his body is'

https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/dead-man-s-family-ask-killer-ex-stripper-to-tell-us-where-his-body-is-20191024-p533ue.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

Front Room

Chalet Hotel sold again after convicted pimp fails to complete July purchase

I love the headline. https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/chalet-hotel-sold-again-after-convicted-pimp-fails-to-complete-july-purchase-563643172.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 1

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I was addicted to strippers and they left me in huge debt- Pastor Burale

An African pastor testifies about strippers: "Strip girls are taught how to milk you dry. When they see you have money, they will milk all of it." Truth.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 5

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Things you can ask your iPhone

I asked my iPhone, "Surely it's not going to rain today?" My iPhone replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." It must have been in airplane mode.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Florida Woman Rips Off Old Man She Met At Strip Club While Dancing, Cops Allege

"An exotic dancer moved in with an elderly man she met while working then stole more than $38,000 from him.' She's kind of cute. Maybe she would move in with me. https://bustedcoverage.com/2019/10/17/florida-woman-rips-off-old-man-she-met-at-strip-club-while-dancing-cops-allege/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 21

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What's an example of conflicting emotions?

Q. What's an example of conflicting emotions? A. When your girlfriend is a stripper and she tells you she made a lot of money last night.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 8

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Model spends $25K on surgery to increase breast size to N cup

Q. What question will she never be asked? A. "Are they real?" https://nypost.com/2019/10/16/model-spends-25k-on-surgery-to-increase-breast-size-to-n-cup/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20191016&tpcc=evening_update&mpweb=755-8328767-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 30

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2nd Detroit strip club under investigation after accusations of soliciting prost

After shutting down the Penthouse, they're coming after Tycoons. Things are getting out of hand. https://www.wxyz.com/news/2nd-detroit-strip-club-under-investigation-after-accusations-of-soliciting-prostitution

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 22

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Jon Jones pleads no contest in strip club slap case

Don't slap a woman on the pussy. https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/15/jon-jones-strip-club-battery-case-new-mexico-ufc/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

Front Room

Four slain as a barrage of shots ring out in illegal New York casino

"At least 15 people were still betting on dice and card games at the Triple A Aces club as scantily clad strippers circulated through the gaming tables when the shots rang out, police said." https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/2019/10/13/four-slain-in-new-york-casino/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1

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If you find your dad's dirty movies and pictures on a shelf in the garage, where

Q. If you find your dad's dirty movies and pictures on a shelf in the garage, where will you find your mom's dirty movies and pictures? A. On PornHub.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 3

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Arrested Giuliani Aides Spent Lavishly On Strip Clubs And Nightclubs

"Rudy Giuliani's aides who were arrested on Thursday for allegedly channeling illegal funds as campaign donations for politicians in the U.S had spent lavishly on strip clubs and nightclubs." https://www.ibtimes.com/arrested-giuliani-aides-spent-lavishly-strip-clubs-nightclubs-2843774

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 16

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An interview with our own LinzeeDet

Linzee is a long-time TUSCL member (she used to post under another name) and an experienced Detroit dancer. She is now moving into a career in porn under the name Linzee Ryder. https://www.rockconfidential.com/exclusive-interview-linzee-ryder/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 35

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Woman, 24, caught with meth inside her vagina who said she didn't know where the

She had $6233 dollars in her vagina as well as meth. If she's not a stripper, she should be. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7558123/Woman-caught-meth-inside-vagina-admits-drugs-hers.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

Front Room

What did the stripper do when she found out that they really sell staples at Sta

Q. What did the stripper do when she found out that they really sell staples at Staples? A. She sped at 90 MPH the whole way to Dicks.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 9

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Notorious Tel Aviv Strip Club Becomes a Synagogue

Tel Aviv, the secular center of Israel, had strip clubs like the Pussycat Club, located in good areas of the city. But the religious authorities are winning their battles against the strip clubs. https://www.jewishpress.com/news/local/tel-aviv-strip-club-becomes-a-synagogue/2019/09/09/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Woman to victim in court: Sorry I stabbed you outside the strip club

The name of the woman is "Kristin Kruel." https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/arona-woman-apologizes-to-victim-gets-3-7-years-stabbing-outside-of-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 8

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Hustlers: the real women behind Jennifer Lopez’s new stripper movie

Jennifer Lopez looks pretty good. But it is strange to present these strippers as heroes--and I like strippers in general. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a28924914/hustlers-real-women-true-story-samantha-barbash-roselyn-keo/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 18
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