What's an example of conflicting emotions?

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jackslash
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Q. What's an example of conflicting emotions?

A. When your girlfriend is a stripper and she tells you she made a lot of money last night.

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MackTruck
5 years ago
Lol
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gawker
5 years ago
I’ll never forget the day my ATF told me that she made over a $1000 in one weekday afternoon. Three Champagne Rooms & 3 blowjobs. I told her how proud I was for her.
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rickthelion
5 years ago
What if she says that she made a lot of money from a suit-wearing chemical engineer named rick? Any boyfriend should be proud that his girlfriend entertained a rick. ROAR!!!
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skibum609
5 years ago
Engineers routinely look like dweeby pussies.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Well said. True and very funny!
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Subraman
5 years ago
lol ... thoughtful joke this morning
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nicespice
5 years ago
Lmao. I remember when I dated my last boyfriend, he said something to that effect.

And I reminded him that I didn’t do anything excessive for the better money night.

And then he told me that’s not reassuring either. He wanted me to always have shitty shifts so I’d be less motivated to go in. 😂
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gSteph
5 years ago
Explains the ex in boyfriend 😀
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