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Where do you find a stripper with no legs?

Q. Where do you find a stripper with no legs? A. Right where you left her.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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Jeffrey Epstein and his girlfriend

One day last year Jeffrey Epstein came home to his Manhattan townhouse and found his girlfriend packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asked Epstein. His girlfriend replied, "I'm leaving you. I just learned that you're a pedophile." "Pedophile?" replied Epstein.…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 2

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Strippers allegedly used sex toy on Hunter Biden at NYC’s Hustler Club

"That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said." Keeping it classy. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/strippers-used-sex-toy-on-hunter-biden-at-nycs-hustler-club-sources/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Hunter Biden’s ‘baby mama’ Lunden Roberts was stripper at club he frequented

I've never knocked up a stripper--as far as I know. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/hunter-bidens-lunden-roberts-was-stripper-at-club-he-frequented/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191127&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8423035-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 14 4

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Cops rescue robber who stole $1 bills from topless stripper, led them on wild ch

This story would make a good movie. "A screaming, bloodied stripper running topless through the street sparked a bizarre rescue mission — for her accused robber, who was left desperately clinging to the East River Esplanade while trying to give cops…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Drugs in car? Driver blames strippers

I've had strippers with drugs in my car--weed, cocaine, heroin. The only thing I've used with them is weed. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20191126/drugs-in-car-driver-blames-strippers

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 2

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Hunter Biden suspected of smoking crack in DC strip club’s VIP room

I've never smoked crack in the VIP room but my ATF did. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/26/hunter-biden-suspected-of-smoking-crack-in-dc-strip-clubs-vip-room/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191126&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8420718-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 14

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Ex-stripper claims Prince Andrew 'Motorboated her Breasts' at Epstein Party

Keeping it classy for the Royal Family. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/24/ex-stripper-claims-prince-andrew-motorboated-breasts-epsteins-party-11208527/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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A puzzling question

There are 3.5 billion women on the planet. So why are there still dirty dishes in my sink?

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 11

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17-year-old at strip club

"He walked into a strip club and and saw her — his 17-year-old daughter. " On the positive side, she was there as a customer, not a dancer. https://wsvn.com/news/help-me-howard/17-year-old-at-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 7

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Gentrification Inside the Club and Out: How Stigma and Respectability Are Impact

It seems to me that gentrification is hurting strip clubs in the Detroit area. Many want to "clean up" areas by shutting strip clubs down. https://www.autostraddle.com/gentrification-inside-the-club-and-out-how-stigma-and-respectability-are-impacting-the-sex-industry/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 11

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Stiletto-shaped bathtub, lavish amenities highlight Jupiter chateau

Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, has a house for sale. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/17/stiletto-shaped-bathtub-lavish-amenities-highlight-jupiter-chateau/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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UK media: Prince Andrew’s sex claims rebuttal a PR disaster

Prince Andrew agreed to a TV interview to try to explain his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile, and to deny he slept with Epstein's underage sex slave. I have not seen the interview, but it did not seem…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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2 shot, 1 killed outside strip club

Club Venus is on Michigan Avenue on the west side of Detroit. This is a bad area with a lot of crime and drug use. My ATF worked in this club for 15 minutes before she bailed. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/16/2-shot-1-killed-outside-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 7

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Iowa man accused of opening fire in strip club lot after debit card rejected for

Don't reject my debit card! https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/iowa-man-accused-of-opening-fire-in-strip-club-lot-after-debit-card-rejected-for-private-dance/1009312312

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 5

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South Florida man linked to wide-ranging sex trafficking ring

"A third woman came forward in September, claiming she traveled from Fort Lauderdale with several of Foster's girls to engage in sex at various strip clubs in the Detroit area." https://www.local10.com/news/crime/south-florida-man-linked-to-wide-ranging-sex-trafficking-ring

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3

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He went to buy cocaine and Molly. While he was gone, they stole his guns

"While an Islamorada man went to a strip club to buy cocaine and Molly one night last month, two men he knew burglarized his house and stole six guns" You can buy drugs in strip clubs? And stealing a bro's…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

Politics

Roger Stone clutches the bible as he is found GUILTY of lying to Congress about

Another Trump advisor convicted: Roger Stone was found guilty Friday of seven charges of lying to Congress He was found guilty five counts of making false statements to Congress and single counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding and witness tampering Stone could…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 6

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Mayoral Candidate Sarah Iannarone is Requesting $8.74 from Portland Strippers Th

This candidate supports the decriminalization of sex work: Mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone today requested all Portland strippers donate $8.74 to her campaign. The move follows incumbent Mayor Ted Wheeler's announcement yesterday that he will limit contributions from individuals to $5,000—and will not…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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Mayor: Gary worker plowed strip club, facing discipline

I would buy this worker a beer at the strip club. Gary city worker photographed plowing Honey’s Private Gentlemen’s Club during Monday’s snowstorm is under investigation, Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson said. She confirmed the investigation during Tuesday’s city council meeting. She also offered…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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How girls get their names

Dancer: "Dad, why is my sister named Lovely?" Dad: "Because your mother is lovely." Dancer: "Thanks, Dad." Dad: "No problem, Slutty."

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Why is it hard to be Prince Harry?

Q. Why is it hard to be Prince Harry? A. When you go to the strip club, you can't put tips into strippers' panties because the money has your grandma's face on it.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 5

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A Stripper's Favorite Client

I'm impressed when a stripper writes an article that is published by the New York Times. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/09/opinion/sunday/stripping-sex-work.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 7

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Politics Room working as intended

For those of us who are only interested in arguing about politics with anonymous strangers on the internet, I wish to report that the Politics Room is working as intended. I posted a story about a pregnant woman who…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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Why are electricians like titty dancers?

Q. Why are electricians like titty dancers? A. They have to strip to make ends meet.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 6
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