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Trampolines They used to call them jumpolines until I gave one to my ATF for Christmas.
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That's real Christmas spirit--being upset because tents provided to the homeless have an "immoral" logo instead of homelessness itself. https://www.ktnv.com/news/las-vegas-mother-upset-by-tents-provided-to-homeless-by-local-gentlemans-club
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Q. What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf? A. Whore on the Floor.
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"A man and a woman have been convicted of aggravated sexual assault and related charges in a 2012 case in which prosecutors say an exotic dancer was drugged and raped in a Passaic strip club after closing time." I wonder why…
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Q. Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom? A. Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.
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Q. Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper? A. Because it's only a matter of time before it dies and leaves needles all over the floor.
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"While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has remained resistant to change: the strip
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It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html
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A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
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What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses
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Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.
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Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common? A. I like them sitting on my face.
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Q. What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix? A. "I think it's time to hit the sack."
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San Antonio police have a lot of problems involving strip clubs. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2019/12/11/officer-suspended-after-botched-domestic-violence-call-at-strip-club-involving-sapd-detective/
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Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing? A. 1. 2. 3.
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Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix) was broken into and robbed of $10,000. I'm shocked. How could that club ever make $10,000? https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/633553
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I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers. "When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age difference. Over the course of their…
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Q. What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you? A. Pull out two slices of bread. Her womanly instincts will take over and she'll make you a sandwich.
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I get the feeling that Australia is the Florida of the British Commonwealth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7768429/Ice-addicted-stripper-26-pleads-guilty-trafficking-meth-giving-birth-bars.html
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I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned. I never saw a girl run away so fast.
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https://www.fox8live.com/2019/12/05/bourbon-st-strip-club-owner-booked-with-raping-child-business/
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Q. What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs? A. She can't run away.
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I hope I never encounter a stripper like this. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10485405/stripper-sex-boyfriend-son-chops-head-off/
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"Faced with changing attitudes, tightening regulations and a booming online pornography industry, strip clubs are closing across the US. " https://stockdailydish.com/is-the-american-strip-club-dying-out/
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Q. Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"? A. Because you take her outside for a drag.
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