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Trampolines

Trampolines They used to call them jumpolines until I gave one to my ATF for Christmas.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Las Vegas mother upset by tents provided to homeless by local gentleman's club

That's real Christmas spirit--being upset because tents provided to the homeless have an "immoral" logo instead of homelessness itself. https://www.ktnv.com/news/las-vegas-mother-upset-by-tents-provided-to-homeless-by-local-gentlemans-club

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 7

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What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf?

Q. What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf? A. Whore on the Floor.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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Man and woman convicted in 2012 drugging and rape of dancer at strip club

"A man and a woman have been convicted of aggravated sexual assault and related charges in a 2012 case in which prosecutors say an exotic dancer was drugged and raped in a Passaic strip club after closing time." I wonder why…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom?

Q. Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom? A. Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper?

Q. Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper? A. Because it's only a matter of time before it dies and leaves needles all over the floor.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Strip clubs are getting a high tech overhaul, but will it be enough to save them

"While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has remained resistant to change: the strip

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 6

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How 61-year-old Madonna's new dancer beau, 25, is the latest in a long line

It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 10

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Turvo co-founder stripped of job over strip club expenses

What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room?

Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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What do strippers and my glasses have in common?

Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common? A. I like them sitting on my face.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 2

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What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix?

Q. What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix? A. "I think it's time to hit the sack."

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Officer suspended after botched domestic violence call at strip club involving S

San Antonio police have a lot of problems involving strip clubs. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2019/12/11/officer-suspended-after-botched-domestic-violence-call-at-strip-club-involving-sapd-detective/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing?

Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing? A. 1. 2. 3.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 39

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Strip club on Detroit's southwest side robbed of more than 10,000 dollars

Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix) was broken into and robbed of $10,000. I'm shocked. How could that club ever make $10,000? https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/633553

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Ex-Stripper Murders 'Sugar Daddy'

I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers. "When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age difference. Over the course of their…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 17

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What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you?

Q. What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you? A. Pull out two slices of bread. Her womanly instincts will take over and she'll make you a sandwich.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 9

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Ice-addicted stripper, 26, pleads guilty to trafficking meth after giving birth

I get the feeling that Australia is the Florida of the British Commonwealth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7768429/Ice-addicted-stripper-26-pleads-guilty-trafficking-meth-giving-birth-bars.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned.

I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned. I never saw a girl run away so fast.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Bourbon St. strip club owner booked with raping child at business

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/12/05/bourbon-st-strip-club-owner-booked-with-raping-child-business/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 11

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What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs?

Q. What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs? A. She can't run away.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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Stripper ‘had sex with boyfriend’s son before chopping his head off and then tex

I hope I never encounter a stripper like this. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10485405/stripper-sex-boyfriend-son-chops-head-off/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 5

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Is the American strip club dying out?

"Faced with changing attitudes, tightening regulations and a booming online pornography industry, strip clubs are closing across the US. " https://stockdailydish.com/is-the-american-strip-club-dying-out/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 56

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Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"?

Q. Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"? A. Because you take her outside for a drag.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1
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