Discussions

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a Porsche?

A. You wouldn't lend your Porsche out to a friend.

She looks like wife material to me.

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Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer?

A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and the wind?

A. Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Q. What's the difference between strip club customers and eggs?

A. Eggs get laid.

"Once she saw the amount of money she could make with a stripping job, she messaged the prison after her 4 am shift at the club saying that she had resigned. “This is definitely more…

Let this be your lesson in how to make it rain.

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Q. What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?

A. "I'll take English Literature for $1000, Alex."

Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris?

A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.