Discussions

Q. Why are strippers like clouds?

A. Eventually they go away and it's a nice day.

Q. Why are strippers like rocks?

A. You skip the flat ones.

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Q. What did the leper say to the stripper?

A. "Keep the tip."

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Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy?

A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.

"Investigators found crimes of prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal use of food stamps at the strip club. A judge later ordered the Harem to be shut down. The attorney for Clay spoke on her behalf,…

"They didn't go quietly, however, prompting doormen to get involved. Before the women were out of the club, Martinez walked back to the bar area and yelled at the bartender, saying she was a loser…

Q. Why is a penny like a stripper?

A. Because it's two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.