Q. Why is a stripper like a computer?
A. You don't really appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
Q. Why is a stripper like a computer?
A. You don't really appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
What I want to know is how to get into her class.
Q: How does a stripper say goodbye?
A: "I'll be right back."
Q. What do you call a stripper with an opinion?
A. Wrong.
Q. What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion?
A. Wong.
Q. Did you hear about the stripper who had opportunities to become pregnant by 5 different men?
A. She blew them all.
Q. Why are strippers like a broken soda machine?
A. Because they don't work and they take your money.