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6 years ago
Just like Steve said, its okay to cum out of the closet
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6 years ago
Lol
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6 years ago
I shit at McDonald's when I get scared
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6 years ago
Did you get scared?
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6 years ago
Pass
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6 years ago
I think Juice shit his pants
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6 years ago
You need to wash your mouth out with soap
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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
^^^ right
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6 years ago
Good morning
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6 years ago
Sounds like a murder mystery
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6 years ago
^^^ that will make you hansome
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6 years ago
^^^Lol why arent u at strip club rite now
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6 years ago
That is so sweet nicespice!
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6 years ago
Fart
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6 years ago
^^^ why do you look so sad in that pic
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6 years ago
Is this stripper shit?
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6 years ago
Wtf?
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6 years ago
Daddy issues.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Chess you shit head
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6 years ago
Shit!
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6 years ago
One dancer told me she tells guys, " I got to go take a shit, I will be back"
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6 years ago
One dancer told me she tells guys, " I got to go take a shit, I will be back"
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6 years ago
Another entitled dancer...
She bumps into me while walking through the club... i knew lots of dancers and other staff including management well
Dancer... we need to go back there (vip)
Me... no
Dancer... why not
Me.... because I am causing trouble
Dancer... why, what are you doing
Me... I hand her a couple hershey kisses
Dancer... what is this?
Me... I am giving out free kisses today... but I charge for hugs though
Dancer... are you trying to drug me?
Me... no, just causing trouble
Dancer.... I am going to tell the manager you tried to drug me.
Me... ooooh really, Mike is going to laugh his ass off
Dancer... so now you are name dropping
Me... Go ahead tell Mike. I walk away.
One bouncer laughed when he heard the story and said I guess everyone is going to be flying in a minute because everyone was eating the kisses
Later I thought if I had it to do over I would have told her I was going to tell you a joke that is so funny it will make your tits fall off, but apparently you already heard it too many times. (She was flat like a surfboard) then tell her I was going to offer to fuck her brains out, but someone beat me to that also...
Several dancers I told this story to, told me to go back and tell her the last bit. The oppertunity had passed so I never did.
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6 years ago
One entitled bitch that was not more than a 7 came over ot me while she was on stage...
Me... Do you have a joke for me?
Dancer... No, I don't do jokes
Me...why not?
Dancer... Because I'm an ENTERTAINER...
ME... Well then, tell some jokes and entertain me
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6 years ago
I saw a blonde with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "I wish these were brains"